Ok and? You got a small d1ck. News flash a$$hole, we all do. I have a small d!ck too, you ain't special. You think pointing that out is gonna change anything? Listen bub, big d!cks are just a myth, a marketing ploy by Big D!ck™ to sell more d!ck. Think about it. The d!ck is an organ d!ck stops growing in size after puberty. You think shaming people because they have a small d!ck is really gonna solve anything? Its not like I can go to the gym and work it out like a muscle. Wouldn't that be some sh!t, though? I think if it worked like that, everyday would be d!ck day. Hundreds of machines lined up inside the gym, and there would be dudes lined up waiting for dudes to finish their set, like a mthrfcking exercise glory-hole. C0ck size would be judged in bodybuilding competitions too.

Hey, I think you're a really talented guy. I've seen what you've been doing on the computer there, umm, and I'm just blown away by how good you are on the computer, and so, know what, I got a job for you. You're coming with me. You're hired, and uh, I got an opening for you at my firm, and how's this: starting salary $200,000 per annum. Whaddya think about that? Listen kid -- I need ya. I need ya on my team. I've seen what you can do on the computer. That's a -- that's a video 'cause um, you're all -- everybody has computer skills, and uh, you know, your parents, when you're young and you're playing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pokemon Red, and you're blowing your mom and dad's mind with how "he saved the file! How'd he do that? Hey, my kid's got computer skills!" So everybody hehehehehe, so we all sorta think that we um, that somehow I mean that somehow we'd be able to serve a function, or serve a purpose, or add -- bring value to the table in the corporate world, and it's not true at all, hahaha.

I smoke cigarettes in the shower. When they get wet, I light another.

I know this Cat and He got his ass beat by my homie in Sac Town for thinking he was cool and after we all pocketed his chump change ass. he did have some good weed though. Yo homie how's your Jaw and your beer belly girlfriend sleeping with guys for Lean. Ask Rico if you don't believe.

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