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Frijol

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Garfield Kart

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This game has changed me in a physical and emotional way. No other game has made me laugh, cry, and feel aroused all at the same time. Garfield is a complex misunderstood character with philosophical and religious attributes. John (Lucifer) is an envious and mischievous person that hates Garfield (Jesus Christ). John often times tempts Garfield with Lasagna (bread) which of course is an allegory for the Devil tempting Jesus to make bread out of rocks when he fasted for 40 days. Odie (the Apostle Peter) is a loyal and faithful friend to Garfield. Despite Odie oftentimes getting bullied by Garfield (which is another allegory for Jesus choosing to surfer the punishment of God for humanity), Odie still loves Garfield. The only reason why Garfield is so cruel to Odie is because it comes as love for Odie and only wants to teach Odie a lesson. My wife's boyfriend gifted me this perfect masterpiece. The 18 minutes that I played this game was the happiest 18 minutes of my life (next to getting married and having children).

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Frijol Jan 15 @ 7:15pm

I love you dad

Ἀκηδία Jul 20, 2020 @ 8:47am

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked slimey in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see eels playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against commercial fishing like ill be the one in the pier catching fish. We should really play Golf with friends sometime its a really cool golf game with a lot of awesome moments, but don't worry ill be there to teach you how to putt ;) sorry that wasnt fishing i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun ><<>>

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smol Dec 25, 2019 @ 8:57pm

I have reported you as a Registered Sex Offender

DeadlySentinel Dec 25, 2019 @ 12:29pm

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