Okay, this is ABSOWUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buwwshit. I went on w/copypasta the othew day duwing cwass, and I saw the sexiest emoji on the twending page. It’s cuwves wewe so smooth, it’s smiwe pewfect, I whipped out my magnum and TOWE my ♥♥♥♥ to shweds. Unfowtunatewy, I had accidentawwy came aww ovew the student sitting next to me, and I was fowced to exit the cwasswoom, and they made me cwean up my dwied semen aftew schoow! That’s buwwshit! You’we supposed to cwean up semen aftew you nut, not an houw aftew! It gets too hawd to cwean off the gwound and desk! Eithew wet me jewk off in cwass, ow ban emojis on w/copypasta.