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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
340.1 hrs on record (279.6 hrs at review time)
the good ending

hopefully
Posted May 3. Last edited May 5.
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2 people found this review helpful
19.9 hrs on record (18.8 hrs at review time)
my senses are dulled and my dopamine receptors are fried, yet this game still brought me joy, eyestrain, headaches, and frustration

oh, he's just like me
he's just like me fr
Posted February 21.
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258.9 hrs on record (238.8 hrs at review time)
this game is like crack
when im not doing it, i want to be
when i am, im angry and violent
Posted January 15.
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2 people found this review helpful
210.6 hrs on record (49.7 hrs at review time)
i havent beat the game yet but i got to burglarize an orphan

i beat it but that part was still funny
Posted January 14. Last edited February 14.
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2 people found this review helpful
730.3 hrs on record (98.9 hrs at review time)
stone

its still good
Posted January 16, 2023. Last edited June 2, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2,133.9 hrs on record (740.3 hrs at review time)
scotland forever
Posted July 14, 2022.
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1,128.6 hrs on record (755.5 hrs at review time)
this game turned me into a menace to society
Posted July 14, 2022.
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1.8 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear
For I am the harbinger of death
The bane of creatures subaqueous
My rod is true and unwavering
As I cast into the aquatic abyss
A man, scorned by this uncaring earth
Finds solace in the sea
My only friend
The worm upon my hook, wriggling, writhing
Struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness
That permeates this barren world

I am alone
I am empty
And yet
I fish
Posted April 24, 2022. Last edited April 24, 2022.
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224.0 hrs on record (200.1 hrs at review time)
having your teeth pulled with no anesthetic would be more enjoyable than playing after the last update but im still doing it for some reason

edit: nevermind i like the game again but its still torture
Posted February 22, 2021. Last edited March 10, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
26.4 hrs on record (13.2 hrs at review time)
Very nice sound track, pretty good gameplay, and overall just pretty good
Unfortunately I can't play it though because I seem to get very painful stomach cramps and constipation every time I try, which can keep me up at night from the pain.
But for those of you who don't get crippling constipation and like managing communist societies, I'd recommend it.
Posted April 22, 2019.
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