hi i am not a dead account i just stopped trading but i am also not retartdfed


Brainfart studios 28
2 years ago
Its a SWAG day outside...
Doritoes are singing
Dew is blooming
On days like these, Dawgs like you...
Should smoke weed everyday!

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2CLHEH4Jks

Bob. VS . HANDY MANDY
By: Jacob O’Rourke

“HI BILLY MAYS HERE AND DO I HAVE A DISCOUNT FOR YOU!” “What?” Bob said in a confused voice as he awoke from his slumber. “YES, YOU THERE, THE ONE STARING AT THE TELEVISION I AM IN, HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO GO TO SPACE?” “No” Bob Stated. “WELL, DURING A LIMITED TIME ONLY, YOU CAN BE LAUNCHED IN SPACE FOR FREE! (no spaceship included)” “That's Pretty cool” Bob said as the commercial ended “maybe i'll go to space after all.”




A day after that commercial ended, Bob headed off to the ASEP ( awesome space exploration place). Once inside, Bob looked around and eventually found the place he needed to be. “step right up, step right up, get launched into space for FREE!” Someone shouted. Bob confronted the man and asked, “is this the place where I get launched in space?” “Yes! With a great discount too!” “Okay, Launch me into space.” Bob said in a frustrated voice. “Well, let's launch you into space right now!” “Remember, no spaceship included!” The man said with a sinister grin on his face as Bob flew into the sky.



Once Bob had gotten into space, he immediately fell asleep with his arms in front of him like a lovely ballerina and with his clothes on it was just extra comfort. He was just like an astronaut. However, Bob was in a dire situation if he did not get in a spaceship soon, his blood would freeze and he would die! A spaceship started to approach in the distance. Could it have come to save Bob?






The spaceship investigated Bobs limb body. As soon as it identified it as Bob though, it started to suck him up! “Captain Handy Mandy, if we can capture Bob. All of his human riches will be ours!” When Bob got inside the spaceship, he was placed in a surgical table. He expected to be interrogated by the alien Handy Mandy race. So he did not waste time when he broke out of the paper mache chains.

“WHERE DID HE GO!?!?!?!” Handy Mandy said. “Right behind you” Bob said “ We meet once again”
“And this time, we will finish our dispute.” Handy Mandy said. “Why do we fight, anyway. I forgot” “You do not remember?” “The time your DOG launched ME into space.” “ Hey, chill I did not do that.” but your DOG DID.” “ So you have to pay!” “ I got a half eaten doughnut, a rabbit's foot, and three fish.” “ Ugh, let's just get this over with.” Handy Mandy said.

“Wait, are we gonna fight or something?” Bob asked. “No, just going to play rock, paper, scissors. If I win I throw you out, if you win we go back to our home planet and you can take the ship.” “Okay.” Bob said. “ Rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT.” They said in unision. “ Did I win, Wait I did.” Bob said “ Best out of 3”Handy Mandy said. “NO” Bob yelled as he threw Handy Mandy and his alien race out of the spaceship.

After Bob had thrown everyone out of the spaceship, he said to himself. “Who needs a spaceship anyway?” and jumped out the window. He fell asleep once again, as he plummeted down to Earth in its orbit. He also had his arms in front of him once again as he floated in space.

When Bob woke up, he was right next to his house. “ Wow, what a day.” “ I wonder what happened to Handy Mandy and his crew.” “ They are probably fine.” Bob said to himself. “ Well, now I think it's time to go to sleep in a real bed.”