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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 9.7 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: Jan 17, 2020 @ 8:50pm
Updated: Jan 30, 2020 @ 12:53am

At a Glance
(Adult) Content
Yes. Nudity and sexual scenes.
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
Probably several hours.
Modding Support?
Patch Required?

Monster Girl Garden is a Monster Rancher/Viva Pinata-eske game where you raise, fight, and bang monster-girls.

You start the game with a small garden, and a massive debt. Every three days, you have to generate a certain amount of money or go bankrupt. Luckily, your garden is full of rocks and acorn-laden trees. With your trusty tool-wheel, you can pick-axe the rocks and hoe the grass for precious minerals and coins. Don't cut too many trees down from the get-go though. They drop valuable acorns, which will help finance better trees (such as apple or orange trees). Depending on what you have in your garden, you can attract new monster-girls.

Speaking of monster girls, holy wow. This game earns its "adult" rating. Sometimes they drop on by to. . . get it on. Sometimes the ones you already have just bang-it-out with everyone in sight. If you want to bang it out, your residents are at your disposal. And you can even collect certain. . . fluids. It's a very lewd game, so word of warning there.

There's also a town, where you can pick up supplies and craft items using raw materials (such as stone or wood) to make new structures, like fences or a furnace. You can trade/sell your monsters, and battle them to the death in the local arena! My first monster was a manly harpy-boy with dark blue wings. I sent him off to battle another (female) harpy.

I'm disappointed in Bluey Ballz' performance.

To my understanding, you inherit a certain section of land. It's a piece of crap, covered in stone and weeds. But that's not all you inherited! You also inherited a fine debt, of one-million dollars! And it's up to you pay your debt, or. . . well, let's just say I payed my bills on time.

Real talk. The visuals suck. Everything and everyone looks like they came out of a mobile game. A bad mobile game. The models are low-poly, the textures are bleh, and the animations (while delightfully lewd) don't match up. As in, when I decided to indulge Mr. Bluey Ballz in some "action", my "stick" didn't even go where it was 'sposed to. What gives?!

However, I think, I think I have seen this game on the web before. With that in mind, I believe this is an old title, re-released onto Steam for our enjoyment. So I'm going to cut some slack in that regard. . . but the visuals still suck.

Yeah, I recommend this game. If you can get past the visuals, the game-play is kind of addicting. It's satistifying picking up the (literal) fruits of your labor one-by-one, after watching them fall from your trees. Oh yeah, and it's lewd. There's monster girls and lots of bangin'. . . and fruit!

Looks like there's more acorns for me to harvest! Gotta go!

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