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5 people found this review helpful
2.8 hrs on record
At a glance
(Adult) Content
(FxM) Sexual content.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
Two or three hours.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.

Symphony of Delights is a lewd visual novel about a pair of women that explore the outer reaches of mans’ dreams as they seek adventure (or maybe more!)

Gameplay
Click through text boxes and read, read, read! Symphony of Delights has a few minigames to spare, but as a visual novel the bulk of "gameplay" is reading. There are numerous player decisions to make along the way, some of which leading to lewd, side stories -- most of which leading to you doom. Thankfully, you can save at anytime, and even when you pick the wrong options, you're always permitted to try again without penalty. There are a few turn based, RPG-eske battles in the game, but they don't provide any form of challenge. They're probably there to break up visual monotony (or fluff-up the game's trailer, hmm. . . )

Story
Elylah is tired of life. She and her bestie, Kathleen enjoy sucking off men. For reasons unknown, their clients haven't been receptive to their advances. They are members of the Dream Soup, a tangible realm humans enter as "Dreamers". Kathleen wants to find out why Dreamers don't visit them anymore, and Elylah wants some excitement in her life. She has stolen her father's "mystic keys", keys that'll grant them the ability to leave their island, and explore new realms -- perhaps, if her father's guard doesn't catch them first, get to the bottom of the Dreamers' absence.

Visuals
If it wasn't for the horrible "Caution" box, I'd call the titlescreen a work of art -- it features a wonderful, romantic painting. From "Preferences", you are able to adjust audio and display settings. "Help" brings up a written guide to the game's controls. The artwork is something to behold -- apparently, it was rendered using "Acrylics, watercolors and rough pastels." The artwork fumes with style, but it isn't nearly as clean or refined as typical, digital artwork. Symphony of Delights boasts a wonderful selection of art, but some people may find it "crude" or undesirable. I think it's nice to see a novel not joining the hentai bandwagon. As I played this game, I couldn't help but wonder, is English the writer's first language?

- The Goods -
There are quite a bit of animated, sexual CGs -- I'm unsure exactly how many there are, but if I had to wager a guess, I'd reckon twenty-ish. Most of the adult-content is told through short stories Or "fantasies". In other words, it's generally not necessary to the story -- but it's welcome nonetheless. The artwork is drawn using traditional media. With that in mind, I'm thoroughly impressed. However, I strongly suspect the roughness and style of the art will put-off some people. I feel as though I'm viewing pieces that belong in a retro RPG, or some dirty mag' from the 90s. The animations are jerky sometimes, but again the artwork is very high-quality. There's BDSM, tentacles and juicy cumshots. . . not bad a mix indeed!

Verdict
Sure, I recommend this game! As long as the artwork appeals to you, it's definitely worth checking out Symphony of Delights. I seldom see visual novels with "traditional" artwork, especially of the lewd variety. There's plenty of lewd scenes to see, including BDSM and tentacles -- heck yeah! However, as a visual novel Symphony of Delights struggles somewhat as a coherent story. I found it somewhat difficult to follow along, due to the amount of characters and lore that are front loaded. I found the English to be somewhat awkward, but it's no problem understanding the text. I sincerely hope Enygmage continues to produce titles in the same vein as this game, complete "Fully hand-drawn" artwork.


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Posted January 25. Last edited January 25.
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3.7 hrs on record
AV Company | AV会社大冒险 is a lewd hidden object game about a girl trying to reclaim her nudes before they are leaked.

This is a deadly-easy hidden object game that upgrades your math skills. You heard me, this is a math game! But in exchange for solving grade-school equations, you'll get to bare, uncensored beavers. Imagine how well we would have learned if schools taught us proper! Maybe I just suck at math (I wouldn't be surprised), but I'm having a hard time with some of the equations. . . think they need to be properly formatted, because I keep getting the wrong answer. I'm using a calculator dammit!

Honestly, this game is surprisingly fun. . . if and only if you're game to wrap your head around cryptic clues and garbled messes of numbers and letter "F"s. I'd say 90% of the game is a cakewalk, but I got totally stumped by three or four codes. If you're lazy, you can always access the CGs from the core files. Overall, a flawed game, but one I'll be eager to write about in greater detail later on.

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Posted January 23. Last edited January 24.
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8 people found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
The secret to happiness is. . . open legs — couldn't agree with you more, Sophie!
(Adult) Content
(FxF) Sexual content.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
Forty-five minutes.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.

CamGirls: Sophie X Rias is a lewd visual novel about Sophie's stint as a camgirl during a financial crisis.

Gameplay
Mash through text boxes and click on prompts. CamGirls: Sophie X Rias is a basic visual novel. The only "gameplay" is reading, and there are only four or five player decisions to make. Though multiple endings are advertised, the vast majority of the game stays the same. To unlock the full gallery, it's necessary to beat the game several times -- however, you'll likely find yourself skipping over the bulk of the story once you've read it once.

Story
Sophie is having having money troubles. She was fired from her previous employer, Paradise Cove. After confiding to her coworker, Jasmin, she hooks her up with one of her contacts. Rias is a cam girl, and she likes what she sees. She's willing to go 50/50 with Sophie -- that is, if is willing to follow through with "an open mind and open legs!"

Visuals
The titlescreen looks nice enough. . .who doesn't like scantily clad waifus? From "Settings", you may adjust audio, display and text preferences. CGs can be reviewed from the "Gallery" (with the user-interface hidden!) However, there is no way to review sex scenes (with dialogue) without replaying the game (or creative use of the save/load system).

- The Goods -
There are twelve static CGs to see (but only a handful contain sexual content). The main protagonist, Sophie engages in lesbian intercourse with another woman. The sexual content is rather tame, and there really isn't much to see. However, the artwork is quality, and there are frothy climaxes!

Verdict
You get what you pay for. This game doesn't have much to offer, but it's a nice lil' story that expands upon already established characters. I'm not terribly familiar with the cast, but I recognized them from other games I have played by Dharker Studios Ltd. It won't take you long to burn through the story, and the "skip" button works wonders for unlocking the good stuff. If you're a fan of the Negligge (or associated) games, or if you're looking for a quick fap read, give this game a look!


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Posted January 22. Last edited January 22.
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12 people found this review helpful
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3.8 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
DesktopMMD3:Miss Fish is a moddable desktop pet with workshop capabilities.

I don't have much to say about this application; it adds a waifu to your screen, and you can sort-of interact with her. The biggest selling point of this software is the Workshop, which allows you to "enhance" your pet with a variety of cosmetics and whatnot. Full review upcoming!

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Posted January 21.
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42 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
I've fallen and I can't get up!
(Adult) Content
(FxM) Sexual content.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
Thirty minutes.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.

HardPunch: Subverse is a lewd action-RPG about a woman on the path to become the new goddess of sexual desires.

Gameplay
Spam attack and roll -- or more accurate, spam attack and heal! Though it's possible to dodge attacks, I've found that enemies don't telegraph their movements enough to justify any form of "dodge" mechanic. The goal of the game is to beat three big baddies, and enter some sort of portal; however, it's possible to skip each challenge preceding them, and win the game in five or so. Many enemies guard "sexual mutants", which can be sexed-up to acquire consumable items (such as healing potions) or unlock cutscenes (which divulge the story). Throughout the world are numerous traps, but take care to avoid them -- they will instantly kill you. In the world of HardPunch: Subverse, you only live once. In other words, if you die, you must restart the game (and there's no such thing as saving either!)

Story
The game doesn't divulge much information about the story, so let's take a look at the Store Page.

"The hardPunch heroine lives in a post-apocalyptic world where the goddess Venus is the cult object of the survivors. Humanity has become sterile. Creatures are created in laboratories through genetic engineering. The world has become horrendous, wicked, and extremely dangerous."

Based on my understanding of the game, "hardPunch heroine" is trying to acquire the power of Venus. Venus is the goddess of sex and desire, and as it turns out, the heroine loves sex. Fortunately, gaining Venus' favor is as easy as entering a portal. But that portal is guarded by those lab grown creatures. . . for reasons.

Visuals
The titlescreen is alright. I enjoyed the goopy heroine, but I would have appreciated an animated presentation. I don't understand the inclusion for "WASD" keys -- considering this is a PC game, aren't WASD controls a given? From "Options", you may adjust audio, control and display preferences. Overall, the "Options" menu is sincerely lacking in functionality. Keen observers may notice a lack of "continue" or "load" options. They are absent due to lack of save functionality. There is no gallery, forcing you to replay the game to review adult content. The "esc" button will close the application -- yet the game literally tells you to hit "esc" to exit menus. (thus closing the game). I guess, technically it exits menus, eh?

- The Goods -
I don't know how many sex-scenes there are, but they are either rendered in-game or via animated cutscenes. The in-game animations are marred by the messy interface, and don't sync correctly -- as a matter of fact, you are permitted to move normally (while continuing the sex animation)! The cutscenes are comprised of several animations, often with dialogue regarding the story. All adult content is linear, and possesses no interactivity. I wasn't impressed.

Verdict
What a train wreck. Don't buy this game -- at least, wait for updates (and lots of them!) HardPunch: Subverse is a poor man's Dark Souls with lewd content -- don't get me wrong, that's my kind of game, but this game isn't fun. It's a buggy mess that lacks the most basic features (like save functionality). If you touch the wrong thing, you die. If you fall off a ledge, you may get stuck and be forced to restart the game. Heck, if you press the wrong key ("esc"), the game closes (and you lose everything). Much of the game boils down to spamming attacks and the offhand heal. HardPunch: Subverse simply isn't fun, and the adult content isn't worth the effort. I guess you could say, HardPunch: Subverse won't get you. . . hard!


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Posted January 21. Last edited January 21.
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9 people found this review helpful
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0.8 hrs on record
Remember kids. . . sexy women don't wear bras!
(Adult) Content
(FxM) Sexual content.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
One or two hours.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.

Leisure yacht - The epilogue is a lewd visual novel about Michael's final "goodbyes" following the events of Leisure yacht.

Gameplay
Read dialogue and reach the end of the story. There are a handful of player decisions to make in this game, but most of them are intended for sex-scenes. In other words, this is a mostly linear game. There's also a lock-picking minigame, reminiscent of Skyrim. It's nice to see variety in a visual novel, but it only served to inflate playtime. I'd like this minigame play a bigger role in more open-world titles (such as the prequel, Leisure yacht).

Story
Michael is going home. Having spent weeks on Alison's yacht, he's a changed man. As he leaves his summer home behind, he ponders his relationship with Alison and her daughters; they have shared many intimate moments together, including insemination. He wonders, if what they shared was love -- or just sex. The chopper is waiting for him, but he hasn't said his farewells. Alison remarks, on my yacht there is only one way to say goodbye. She strips down and there, and it doesn't take Michael long to understand the "proper" way to to say his "goodbyes"!

Visuals
Steam Overlay works! Previous titles I have played by Drunk Robot don't play nice with Steam, forcing me to use my "Alt", "Windows" and "PRT SCRN" keys -- thanks Drunk Robot. The titlescreen is decently arranged (though a wee off-center). From "Settings", you may adjust audio, display, gameplay and resolution preferences. The English isn't terrible, but misspellings are rampant. Did anyone proofread this game? The artwork is somewhat grainy, and clipping is a common error. Did anyone uh. . . proof view the renders?

- The Goods -
Leisure yacht - The epilogue is pretty much one big sex-scene. The bulk of the game is watching the main protagonist, Michael, having sex with the entire female crew. There are quite a number of static CGs, with lots of progression and money shots. There are also a few animations, which are actually kind of decent, but they could use more frames. Each sex-scene can be extended/repeated, or in some cases changed in course. The bulk of the content is basic, consensual intercourse. However, there was one scene that was borderline rape and another with two lady subjects! I was able to spot a few visual errors, such as distorted meshes -- overall, the adult content is decent, but sometimes sloppy.

Verdict
Wait for updates (particularly for proofreading!) If you have played (and enjoyed) Leisure yacht, purchasing this game is a no-brainer. Leisure yacht - The epilogue wraps up the Leisure yacht story with a series of sex-scenes -- those are the most important part of any story! However, I don't see this game appealing to anyone that hasn't played the first entry. Unfortunately, Leisure yacht - The epilogue does not provide any sort of "primer" for newcomers (or oldcomers that may have forgotten the story). This title feels unfinished. English and general visual errors plague are everywhere! If you're looking for "story" (and not story), Leisure yacht - The epilogue isn't a bad deal -- but I'd consider waiting for a light sale.


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Posted January 20.
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0.9 hrs on record
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Posted January 17. Last edited January 18.
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0.1 hrs on record
Does anybody even know what records are?
(Adult) Content
(F) Nudity.
Censorship?
Covered genitalia.
Hours of Gameplay
Five minutes.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.

Dance Waifu is a lewd hidden object game.

Gameplay
Collect hidden records to strip the dance club! There are twenty records to find, each incrementing the "Music Hotness" about five-percent. When the Hotness is raised to one-hundred percent, the game is effectively won, and each character will go topless.

Story
There is no story (and I'm not making one up!)

Visuals
The titlescreen is a bit messy, but I enjoy the animations. Strangely, the titlemenu can only be manipulated using the keyboard (as opposed to the mouse cursor). There is no way to adjust audio or display preferences.

- The Goods -
There's dancing, topless waifus. Don't you love painted-on nip's?

Verdict
I don't recommend this game. Dance Waifu isn't worth a dollar, or even half a dollar. It's not funny, and it's not fun -- but I'll admit, compared to other memeware I have played, Dance Waifu is more fun. With a few extra levels and meaningful content, this could be an okay hidden object game. . . but I wouldn't hold my breath.


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Posted January 15. Last edited January 15.
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1.1 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Honestly, I just bought this game for dat ass. . . what can I say, I'm an ass man!
(Adult) Content
No.
Censorship?
Not applicable.
Hours of Gameplay
Thirty minutes.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
Not applicable.

Cyber Rider is a runner game with a sci-fi theme.

Gameplay
Dodge oncoming traffic and score points! You may choose between three difficulty levels, which dictate the speed of traffic and multiply the number of points you earn. Before entering the game, you can choose between "day or "night" -- this option appears to be purely cosmetic. Speaking of cosmetics, you can choose between bikes and outfits (or rather, recolors) from the "Garage". These items are unlocked when target scores are reached (so get gud mate!)

Story
There is no story (and I'm not making one up!)

Visuals
The titlescreen looks great! It's animated and super stylish. From "Garage", unlocked cosmetics can be applied to the player character. For the time being, "Online" is blotted out -- no doubt an upcoming feature. Audio, display and resolution preferences can be adjusted from "Option". You may view global scores from the "Global Rank" menu. Considering most players may not be able to earn a place in global rankings, I think this game would benefit from a "Personal Rank" menu of sorts. I enjoyed the user-interface overall, although I'd like to see a toggleable, in-game score counter.

- The Goods -
There is no adult content or nudity. . . but you know what'd make this game better? Adult content or nudity. It'd be cool to see a DLC that would introduce new outfits, perhaps skimpier versions of what is already available. I saw them boobie physics -- let's put 'em to use, eh Devs?

Verdict
I'd wait for a light sale, but if you're a fan of runner games you might get a kick out of Cyber Rider. This game is very easy to pick up, but it'll surely test your skill -- and maybe even your patience. Cyber Rider is not a friendly game for casual players. If you're not ready to grit your teeth, chances are you'll only see a few minutes of gameplay and unlock nothing. This game would benefit from stronger incentives for casual players to reach for, such as increased cosmetics or even unlockable power-ups to lower the difficulty ceiling. In summary, Cyber Rider is a barebones time killer that's worth a dollar (or two).


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Posted January 15. Last edited January 15.
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77 people found this review helpful
2
3.2 hrs on record
At a Glance
(Adult) Content
(F, FxM) Sexual content.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
One or two hours.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
Download as DLC.

YUME is a lewd sidescroller puzzle game about Xixi's mission to find Li, and free her from sex-slavery.

Gameplay
Wander a mansion and collect items to solve puzzles. The goal of the game is to reach the final door. You'll have to solve a number of minor puzzles along the way. These puzzles range from drag-'n-dropping items to playing a piano -- in order to pass the former, you must time your keys in addition to pressing them in the correct order. Overall, the game is straightforward, but the puzzles are not. It's not always obvious what you're supposed to do, and I'd suggest looking up a guide whenever you're stuck.

Story
The story is difficult to follow, and the English leaves something to be desired. . . so take my rendition of the story with a grain of salt. Lin is a slave; she has been captured, drugged and raped after rendering her talents to her employers. Xixi finds herself inside a dank basement, armed with nothing more than a flashlight. She is on a mission to rescue Lin, who lies in a coma. Unfortunately, Lin is not alone -- she'll have to take one for the team if she wants to free Lin from her sexual prison!

Visuals
The titlescreen looks great! I loved the animated waifu, and the titlemenu nicely arranged. Audio, display, language and resolution preferences can be adjust from "Options". Provided the adult patch is installed, CGs can be viewed from the "Album". By clicking the camera icon, the bulk of the interface can be hidden. However, the "orgasm gauge" pokes though -- once a climax has been reached, the orgasm gauge will no longer be present when hiding the UI. Overall, the English isn't great, and reading dialogue is a pain. You're forced to listen to the voice acting, and there is no way to "freeze" or skip individual lines of dialogue.

- The Goods -
The base game does not feature adult content -- nor any CGs whatsoever.

YUME - adult patch [DLC]

This DLC adds ten animated sex-scenes. The dialogue that goes with them is only accessible in-game, but you're not missing much. Each sex-scene is based on a single, animated CG with one or more interactive prompts. Some scenes include a man or a toy, and multiple stages of progression (and ultimately, climax!) Each (female) subject can be dressed (or undressed). I'm impressed by the artwork and animations! Although, I did see a few spotty animations here and there.

Verdict
Sure, I recommend this game. YUME is a mediocre sidecroller, but the adult content is pretty alright. As long as you're not held-up on one or more puzzles, the game is somewhat entertaining. The game is visually interesting, but the gameplay is generally monotonous. My biggest complaint is the walk speed; considering how much of the game is walking, I would have appreciated a "sprint" button. The adult content is definitely worth the effort, and I'd recommend this title for the CGs alone. With a few improvements, YUME could be a great sidescroller. Full price or light sale, I'd consider picking this game up!


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Posted January 14. Last edited January 15.
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