Do not interact if any of the below apply to you:

Add me without leaving a comment (scammer)
Trader (rent seeker, hats are for wearing not for speculation)
Anime profile (pervert)

<200 total mvm tours (novice with nothing to offer me)
200-400 total tours (same as above but bigger ego)
1500+ total tours (NEET)
>80% of total tours played on one operation (low-functioning autistic, the kind they used to lock up)
Badge deleter (lies about tour count to impress losers)

2c main (ipad kid)
Steel Nap main (alcoholic or comatose, possibly dead)
Mecha main (navmesh exploiter)
Expert main (hipster or nursing home resident)

Crit can user (insecure)
Refund abuser (gambling addict/doesn't even enjoy the game)
Plays in 3+ player lobbies (not charismatic enough to get randoms to F1)
F2 pusher (spiritually weak, probably draft dodger)
Cheater (too poor to open crates)
No microphone (coward)