Imma post funny conversations here

{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: girl you're my angel
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: you're my dar-ling an-gel
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: closer than my peeps you are to meeeeeee
Dark Lolita: *runs away screaming*
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: xD

{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: also, was that blue nuka cola bottle?
Collie: Quantum, yes.
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: O_O
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: *grabs every gun he can find and puts on every piece of good armour he can find before running off in search of collie*
Collie: lol
Collie: they're more common than you'd think
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: GIMMIE MY QUAAAAANTUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

THIS NEXT ONE IS VERY INNAPROPRIATE
Zoidbagel: Daniel French, 24, made "sexual motions" towards metal railings in London after being challenged by police. The arresting officers claimed he shouted things like, "'I'm going to have sex with that fence."
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: xD
Zoidbagel: lel
Zoidbagel: He can't hump a fence, but I can use a subwoofer to fap.
Zoidbagel: Seems legit.
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: -_-
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: ........yep seems legit.
Zoidbagel: A Park Bench
Zoidbagel: 8/08) Hong Kong man, Xing, 41, called police after getting stuck having sex with a steel sit-up bench. After sticking his penis through one of the bench's numerous small holes, and becoming aroused, he was unable to remove his penis. When doctors arrived they tried to release some of the pressure by removing blood with needles, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital. 4 hours later, doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Zoidbagel: ROOOOOOOOOOOFL
Zoidbagel: BEST THING
Zoidbagel: EVER
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: .......where do you even find these stories?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

thechineseearthquake: A Demo walks in a bar and he asks the engi for some beer. While he is waiting for his drink he sees a Medic sitting in the chair next to him. As soon as the Demo gets the beer, he hits the Medic over the head with the bottle, the Medic soon falls over and turns out to be a spy. The Engi runs over and asks how he knew it was a spy, the Demo proceeded to say "Silly Wrench Man, there are no Medics in pubs.

{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: :3
Quinkan96: Heya.
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: hi
Quinkan96: What's up?
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: nuthin
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: sex
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: & u?
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: ?
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: Quinkan?
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: Wade?
Quinkan96: Hai.
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: hi
Quinkan96: Wait... Did just type... Pfffffthehehe.
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: what?
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: the sex thing?
Quinkan96: Yeah. XP
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: Yeah
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: for a minute I thought I made you do a double taker
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: I mean seriously
Quinkan96: I did!
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: I'm an 18 yr old dude, who almost always forgets to brush his teeth
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: ignores showering (though I am getting better about that)
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: and sits in his room all day on his computer
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: me?
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: get laid?
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: pfft, as if
Quinkan96: Well, hats off to you for making me do a double take, good sir.
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: :3
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: goot
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: good
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: now gimmie dat unusual heavy hat you just took off
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: xD
Quinkan96: I merely doffed it. If you want it, then let's settle it like gentelman; queen's rules.
Quinkan96: *puts up dukes*
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: *pulls off glove and slaps quinkan* I challenge you sir, to a duel!
Quinkan96: *gentman's duel begins*
Quinkan96: I don't know how to keep this goin'.
Quinkan96: I found two mods that fix some things that have been BUGGING THE HELL out of me.
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: *immediately loses because panda has no combat knowledge except in games*
Quinkan96: HA! XD
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: *cheats and pulls out pistol on Quinkan*
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: *it literally backfires and shoots panda in the knee with an arrow*
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: *because logic*


This isn't a conversation, but earlier the other day I was watching The Saddle Row Review (an mlp:fim episode from season 6) and I skipped through most of the intro but happened to end up skipping from the right part of the first verse to the perfect continuation in the final verse. So what I heard was, "My little ass friends." On Oct. 16 2016 I did it again resulting in the show saying my little ass friends yet again."

MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: also
N'Krieg: Yea
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: you said you wanted a ze goggles
N'Krieg: Yep
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: N' THAT'S WAT YEW'LL GIT!
N'Krieg: Ok
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: what effect?
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: cuz otherwise you're getting massed flies
N'Krieg: Give me a sec
N'Krieg: Either Smoking or Stormy Storm
N'Krieg: One of those 2
N'Krieg: BTW
N'Krieg: WAIT
N'Krieg: DON'T BUY NOW
N'Krieg: The servers suck
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: smoking
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: or stormy
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: got it. massed flies
N'Krieg: NO
N'Krieg: Smoking
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: oh! oh
N'Krieg: Or Stormy
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: !!
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: okay i got it, sorry
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: massed flies
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: I'll remember now
N'Krieg: OMG
N'Krieg: SMOKING
N'Krieg: OR
N'Krieg: STORMY
N'Krieg: IS IT
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: oh
N'Krieg: TAT HARD
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: sorry
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: sorry
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: okay
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: massed flies, or massed flies
N'Krieg: MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥
N'Krieg: -
N'Krieg: MOTHER FU_
N'Krieg: Damn it
N'Krieg: MOTHER FU-
N'Krieg: There we go
N'Krieg: Seroiusly
N'Krieg: Smoking or Stormy
N'Krieg: Thx
N'Krieg: :P
N'Krieg: :3
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: k
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: massed flies
N'Krieg: -_-
N'Krieg: Ok

Namhi: I have a german girlfriend. She rates our sex on a scale of 0-10.
Every time we try anal she keeps saying 9! 9! 9! 9!
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: xD

Namhi: This just happened
Namhi: [MG]Viral: A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his ♥♥♥♥.
Namhi: It drives me nuts
[MG]Viral: god ♥♥♥♥♥♥ damn it

{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: hi d
Death Jester: hey
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: *head twists around 360 degrees*
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: wanna plaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Death Jester: play what
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: *limbs bend the wrong way and panda crawls up onto the ceiling while his head twists around to remain upright*
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: why anything jester.
Death Jester: im with chris
Death Jester: dont know if he would want to play with you
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: *head turns into that of a rat* He doesn't like me mummy.
Death Jester: lol
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: *head spins round several times like a top before stopping with it's eyes staring dead into jesters, limbs now resemble those of spider's and the face hs changed from a rat's to a face with no eyes, nose, or ears and a frowning mouth filled with long razor sharp fangs.*
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: DADDY NEVER APPROVED OF ME! DID HE MUMMY?!
Death Jester: wtf

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): can i have your nudes
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): hitler said to get them from you
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): i need hitler to love me
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): give me your nudes
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): hitler loves you

{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: kriiiiieg oh kreiiiiiig oh krieggy krieggy krieggy, Kriiiiiieg oh kriiiiiiieg oh krieggy krieggy krieg!
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: We want you in our game please, so come and join us now
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: or namhi will keep spamming you like some reeeetarrrrded sowwwwwwwwwwwwww
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease join us immedi-ate-ly chris
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: we want you to play with us.
{MgoCG}PandaFunkey809: some get your ass over here or be kicked in the rear