hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Is actually a cult leader in a southern texas militia encampment. Not too violent though

+rep god gamer and chill dude

-rep skrub goes offline forever then when I need him HES AWAy

-rep
Came to a family cookout uninvited, claiming he was 'buzzed out' from 'chugging dat kool-aid like it was ♥♥♥♥♥ juice'. Then reached into the potato salad with his bare hands, slid the hand down his mouth, down his chin, and across his chest. Claimed 'this ♥♥♥♥ so good if it was a dude I'd suck his ♥♥♥♥ like I was drownin' and his balls had oxygen'. He then proceeded to realize this wasn't the party he thought it was, shouted 'y'all ♥♥♥♥♥ got no blow so I'mma gooo', and began sprinting away only to run through my sliding glass door and lose consciousness until the EMTs arrived.

Also, I will keep the 'b' in 'beat your ass'.

Ok, this is epic