King Bach politely inquires to a friend if he can share his ice cream with him. Being kind, but likely not wanting to give away too much of his precious ice cream, the friend tells King Bach that he may have some ice cream, however, it is bound by one single condition - he may only have a single spoonful. After this precedent is set, King Bach proceeds to pull out a spoon of comically large proportions, giving a look that confirms that he intended to consume not just any spoonful of ice cream, but a comically large spoonful of ice cream. This is humorous as the friend in question had only expected King Bach to take an average spoon full of ice cream (often just over 1 tbsp,) however, a comically large spoon is much more than 1 tbsp, but still technically counts as a spoonful, so King Bach is able to easily get away with taking much more ice cream than anticipated in an unexpected and humorous fashion.

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Caleb heard the pizza man knocking. With excitement, he walks down. "Ayo, the pizza' here.". As he is about to walk down the stairs, with the lack of concentration and cautiousness, he tripped, breaking his ankle. He shouted before he fell down; "WOAH! ♥♥♥♥♥!". He screamed in pain as he was falling down. When Caleb fell, he was left on the floor, completely helpless. He indeed broke his entire bottom part of the leg. He was in so much pain, he couldn't do anything. With struggle, he said "Oh, my ears burn..."

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