There might be a good game in here somewhere. I'll update this review in a couple years when this opening cutscene finishes. 18 minutes on some bad Russian accent trying to sell a toilet, repeating nearly the same things over and over. Why? Why would you do this to your game? What are you trying to convey? Why anything?

I started the tutorial. Watched a bit of a cutscene. Then went and washed dishes, fed my cat, made a sandwich, ate it, brewed some tea and the cutscene is still going. I'm writing this 'review' during it. This is some xenosaga episode 1 level stuff. Only this is the opposite of Der Wille zur Macht.