Dude it happened to me tooo!!!!

+rep, this guy can make you ♥♥♥. Like... REALLY ♥♥♥. He sucked a golfball through of my Johnson once. I don't even know where the golfball came from! I'm sure glad he did it though, he really helped me out, now I can spray like a fire-hose, it's like a fire hydrant in the summer, like fourth of july made of semen, like the blowhole of a whale (the holes the same size too, on account of the golfball and all). Maybe one day I can get him to suck out all those pens I shoved up there one day. I've been needing a blue one, and bic just won't suffice. That's why I didn't slip their pens in there to begin with, not even worth my snakes winking eye. Nah, I'm a pilot guy through and through. Anyways, hit him up if you got any golfballs.

Just wanna say I finally paid this guy his 20 dollars which ruined me, I lost everything, my job, my dog/girlfriend, everything. Now I'm stuck typing this on a keyboard I drew with an orange crayola, both of which I found behind a Dennys. I'm living in said Dennys in the ceiling, each night I fear my shelter from the rain is going to be naught, I hear the employees talk of rats, I worry they may realize they are my pebble ♥♥♥♥♥ in the corner and under the fryer. I still believe he's a cool dude, he doesn't judge me despite the fact I've gained 200 pounds despite eating nothing, sometimes he'll sneak straw wrappers to me through a crack. He doesn't judge me when he sees me selling my body to truckers behind the restaurant, he just watches through his binoculars, and gives me reassuring nods, sometimes even applauds. It's actually pretty crazy, he applauds with one hand down out of my sight-line, while he's still holding the binoculars. Guy's got some talent.

Wow, I'm the only comment on here? Well let me tell you, this Crook gaming guy? He's a real crook, I'll tell you that. And he'll even agree with you, in fact, he's not afraid to put anything out there, he's so brave he'll agree to absolutely anything you accuse him of even if it violates his moral conduct, just try it! This kid will say yes, even if you tell him he likes the taste of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, or something really nasty like that. I know that's wrong of me to say, I'm a christian man and try not to swear, but these words came from his lips, he also told me last tuesday that he found a hole in his backyard last night, thought it looked just too juicy, and, well. I'd rather not say. But yeah, he's a pretty cool dude, open to whatever you have to say, doesn't judge you like other people would.

This guy called me gay once and then told me I owe him 20 dollars, I was just passing by on the street, I didn't even know him! Now we've been friends for over 35 years