Welcome to my profile! I used to be an edgy dckhead but now im old and just wana play video games. Everything below is kept for legacy purposes.

This. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xX0oQnIlUA


Current Obsessions.
RWBY (Favourite show EVER)
Shingeki No Kyojin
Legend of Korra (And A:TLA)
Sword Art Online
My Hero Academia (Best shounen ever.)


Dumbass quotes and ♥♥♥♥ below


Nick - They're probably pushing Squeeky (Instantly dies from squeeky)

Nick- Is that you?
me- Yeah.
-Nick tk's me-
Nick- Ok

Nick - Thats what a gangbang looks like

Owen ~ Its like synchronized swimming but with guns

Kenny- -Video buffers- Theres too much to render I can't do it.

Me- Can you kill me please I don't deserve this life.
-Nick tk's me-
Me- Thank you.

Timothy - Autism doesnt cause vaccines.
♥♥♥♥ I've had too many vaccines.

Random guy in the hallway - 2pac is a lyrical douche.

Nick - "We aint producing anything but really sad parents"

Dan- Life is an edgy fanfiction.

Dillon - QUICKLY GIVE ME A QUOTE TO PUT IN MY QUOTES SECTION.
Malec - God is dead.
Dillon - Edgy.

[11:19 AM] Lilliputian: I had a dream last night that I puked up chewed up bread and couldn't stop
[11:19 AM] Lilliputian: Like the whole floor was covered in it
[11:20 AM] Lilliputian: And [REDACTED]'s older brother was sleeping on the couch man
[11:20 AM] Lilliputian: He got up and said "man that sucks"

Teacher - How's everyone doing today?
Jake - Someone threw a heroin needle at my asscheek this morning.

Jess - Little Nut Big Hole.

Nick - I really hope someone headshots me
-Instantly gets headshot-

Laura - You can cook anything on a stick if you try hard enough.

Nick ~ It all comes back to stickbeating...

Random guy in the hallway at like 11:45 - All I know is I've had a boner since 6 am.

Nick ~ Crows are like metal parrots.

Laura ~ An ant is the life span of an ant.

Laura ~ If you're not feeling well, and you drink half a gallon of orange juice. YOU WILL FEEL WORSE.

Me ~ what's the month before June?
Laura with an immediate response ~ JULY.

Doc ~ Listen if Jesus could unrape people maybe I'd believe in him

Me ~ A gun is a more dangerous metronome

Me ~ what's the month before June?
Jeff with an immediate response ~ JULY.
Me ~ Jesus you're as dumb as Laura.

Me ~ Put your mouth away.
Also me ~ Wow that's a thing I just said for real

Someone else ~ "Dillon shut up."
Me ~ "No! I have things I want to say... Like soap... And cheez-its"