I unleashed a crazed, bloodthirsty, 1950s housewife upon the wasteland. 10/10.

Sir, You Are Being Hunted is an exercise in patience and avoidance. It's a goofy mixture of resource management and doodad fetching. You must explore and survive across 5 islands that are populated with metal clad miscreants. As you locate and return doodads to a central collection point the game seems to scale up in difficulty which I found to be very challenging. Weapons and ammunition are scarce so attempting to brawl with these chaps is not often a wise choice, rather distracting them with a mixture of alarm clocks and shattered beer bottles in a clever way yields better results.