"I want an abortion!" - His Mum, circa 1997
"I swiped right by mistake." - Some lass on tinder, 2017
"The dankest king of the castle." - Lucifer Morningstar, 666 B.C.
"The man I aspire to be" - Vape Nation, Yesterday
"Well at least I wont have to spend an eternity in Heaven with him!" - God: Past, Present, and Future