Honkki
Finland
 
 
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Words of Wisdom
"Who needs loving families when you can have a radius five 800 per-hit effect all around you?"

-AWdeV, who supposedly has a radius five 800 damage per-hit effect all around him.
Recent Activity
806 hrs on record
last played on May 15
152 hrs on record
last played on May 15
6,450 hrs on record
last played on May 12
Scynerys Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:10am 
Nyt on se viinas pullo sulle pieru Pirinen, sepän poika ukkoseni. Paskanttaa housuunsa ootko nyt paskantana houssuun sepän poika? Nyt se on maha sulla hyvässä kunnossa passoo sitten viinapullon anttoo sulle. On siul se pyykkikonetta sulla on ja paskannat houssuun nii tuota, nii mut se ei taho pesseytyä kun se on paska niin voimakkaan hajusta mää tiiän entisellä asunnollakin, jos paskanti houssuun niin tuota se ei lähe se haju taho vaikka minkälaisia pesuaineita laittaa. Kyllä se vähinttään benssiiniä laitto pesukoneeseen tää ennen ku paskanhaju lähtis. Otettahan sulle on se koronapullo tässä on se koronapullo sulle. Onko se kakskytäviis? On on on. No niin sitä minä.
Wuppa Dec 28, 2023 @ 5:26am 
Oikein ja luonnollista ettei uusnatsi blackmetal- bändien kanssa olla tekemisissä. En ole koskaa kuunnellut Sabatonia ja voin sanoa että se on rasistipaskaa.
Ocean Man Oct 15, 2023 @ 5:14am 
Hi, divine player here who reported Honkki. Honkki was our position 1 faceless void. He built a mek and had around 29 healing salves in his inventory. He would chrono both teams in the middle of a fight, salve his allies, pop mek, and proceeded to yell "HONKKI'S WAY". We gave him position 1 farm so he could be a position 5. Granted, his unorthodox build worked and carried us to victory but I still felt it deserved a report.
Wuppa Mar 29, 2023 @ 2:05pm 
Ah, another lost soul seeking guidance from the great Solaire of Astora. Yes, yes, bask in the glory of my golden aura. Feel the warmth of my incandescent sun. But let's cut to the chase, shall we? You want to know how to be as grossly incandescent as I am. Well, I hate to break it to you, but it takes more than just a fancy suit of armor and a can-do attitude. You have to really commit to the sun-worshipping lifestyle. That means waking up at dawn to do some sun salutations, eating nothing but sunflower seeds, and never leaving the house without your trusty bottle of Water. Oh, and you'll also need a really big sword. Like, comically big. Trust me, it's all about the optics. So go forth, my child, and praise the sun! Just don't forget your sunscreen.
Wuppa Nov 26, 2021 @ 6:25pm 
Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end
Wuppa Dec 26, 2020 @ 8:27am 
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