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(ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง
ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ
ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ DO YOU EVEN DONG? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง
ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ノ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ノ
(ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ - Martin Luther King Jr.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
I called him a ♥♥♥♥
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Shrek
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
He penetrates my butt-hole
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Shrek
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.