hese "Femboys" have ruined my life

OH MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOD WHY IS THIS SUBREDDIT SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ FOR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FEMBOYS!! I GO ON TO REDDIT AND SIT DOWN EXPECTING TO SEE FUNNY MEMES BUT NO IT'S JUST FEMBOYS! I THE FEMBOYS ARE TAKING OVER REDDIT!!

EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ POST ON THIS SUBREDDIT IS JUST: FEMBOY! FEMBOY! FEMBOY! I WANT TO HAVE ♥♥♥ WITH THE FEMBOYS! I LOVE FEMBOYS! I WANT A FEMBOY TO ♥♥♥♥ ME IN TBE ASS! I LOVE FEMBOYS! GOD I WANT A FEMBOY!

THIS GODAMN SUBREDDIT TRYING TO MAKE ME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥! IT ALL STARTED WITH THAT PICTURE OF ASTOLFO!!! HOW THE ♥♥♥♥ WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS A BOY HE LOOKED FEMININE AND I'M NOT ♥♥♥! I WAS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO AN ANIME CHARACTER THAT LOOKS FEMININE SO IT'S NOT ♥♥♥!! YOU KEEP ON SHOWING ME THESE HOT GIRLS BUT THEN SUPRISE THEY'RE ACTUALLY A BOY!

I DECIDED TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TO ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ (just to make sure I was 100% straight) BUT THEN I END UP EJACULATING EVERYWHERE!!! I TRY AGAIN AND AGAIN BUT I KEEP EJACULATING EVERY TIME SO I ASK REDDIT HOW TO MAKE SURE I'M STRAIGHT AND THEY TELL ME TO HAVE ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ AND IF I ENJOY IT I'M ♥♥♥ (makes sense). I THINK THAT'S GOOD ADVICE I'LL GIVE THAT A TRY SO I ASK MY FRIEND IF HE WANTS TO HAVE ♥♥♥

AND THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SAYS THAT I'M ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥!!! WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I'M DOING THIS TO PROVE TO MYSELF THAT I'M NOT ♥♥♥!! I TRY TO CONVINCE HIM BUT HE JUST KEEPS CALLING ME ♥♥♥ (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥).

EVENTUALLY I COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW IF I'M ACTUALLY ♥♥♥ IS TO SHOVE SOMETHING UP MY ASS AND IF I ENJOY IT THEN I'M FOR SURE ♥♥♥ BUT I END UP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ENJOYING IT SO FOR A LITTLE BIT I SIT THERE THINKING "I'm definitely ♥♥♥" BUT I GO ON REDDIT AND THEY SAY THAT IT'S NOT ♥♥♥ TO GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN THE ASS AS LONG AS IT'S A WOMAN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU IN THE ASS!! SO I'M NOT ♥♥♥ FOR WANTING TO GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN THE ASS!!

THE NEXT DAY MY MOM HEARS ME TALKING TO MY FRIENDS AND SHE TAKES MY PHONE AWAY BECAUSE SHE HATES IT WHEN I TALK TO PEOPLE ON THE PHONE. AFTER SHE TAKES THE PHONE SHE STARTS IGNOREING ME SO I THINK SHE FOUND THE ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ I SAVED ON MY PHONE!! I START PANICKING AND TELL HER THAT I'M NOT ACTUALLY ♥♥♥ FOR HAVING ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ON MY PHONE AND THAT I WAS JUST DOING IT TO MAKE SURE I WAS STRAIGHT!! SO I'M PROBABLY TALKING ABOUT HOW I'M NOT ♥♥♥ AND HOW BEING ATTRACTED TO FEMBOYS ISN'T ♥♥♥ AND SHE'S SOBBING THE WHOLE TIME. I'M THINKING THAT MY MOM WAS SO HAPPY I'M NOT ♥♥♥ THAT SHE WAS MOVED TO TEARS BUT GUESS WHAT

TURNS OUT SHE HAD NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IDEA I HAD ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ SAVED TO MY PHONE AND SHE JUST HEARD ME RAMBLE ON ABOUT HOW NOT ♥♥♥ I AM AND HOW I'M NOT ♥♥♥ FOR BEING ATTRACTED TO ANIME BOYS IN SKIRTS OR ANIME GIRLS WITH GIANT ♥♥♥♥♥! NOW MY MOM AVOIDS ME AT ALL TIMES AND THE ONLY REASON I CAN USE REDDIT IS BECAUSE I NEED MY COMPUTER FOR SCHOOL!!!

SO YEAH FEMBOYS HAVE RUINED MY ENTIRE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIFE!!! I'M SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANGRY AT THIS SUBREDDIT FOR ALMOST MAKING ME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥!!