GloriousRace
Marco   Lisboa, Portugal
 
 
I was once a peasant, a long, long time ago, but now i have ascended towards greatness and perfection, join with me my bretheren and let us end the pain of the ones born inpure, i speak of course, of the treacherous console peasants.

"Once you go 1080p,60fps you can never go back"- Every console player who tryed a PC.

...Alas my true origin story is a bit different and it goes a bit like this...:

-One day i was cheerfully scrolling through the steam store like any good pc user should when i saw it, a simple name for a simple game, football, rocket-powered cars, a fun concept for sure, but then i saw it, "play against playstation 4 and pc users alike (...)" in that moment i saw a transgression...and an opportunity, so i bought my first 3950 xbax cantroller and i ventured the ranked Rocket League(Tm) servers with one and only one objective, reking console peasants, it started of slow for me to try out the game but i quickly learned its ropes and then i went on 3v3 rankeds, 2v2 rankeds and finally 1v1 rankeds always leaving a clear trail of peasant tears and blood where i stepped, i was in a reking fueled rage when it happend, i played one 1v1 match, and with the power-hungry trance i was in i couldn't see it, from the 1st goal to the last 22nd i laughed, i laughed out of ignorance, and then...then i looked to the scoreboard, to my suprise it wasn't a console peasant i had rekt, but a felow pc user, i slowly walked to his souless body, the marks of the rekage still clear on him, i crouched beside and i said "I'm sorry" sorry for betraying one of my bretheren, he didn't speak, how could he... in that moment i promised to him and to myself that i shall never hunt the rocket league grounds again, i betrayed the brotherhood i had joined so willingly many years ago and now...

...I had to pay the price.

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gyattdolf rizzler Feb 20, 2023 @ 12:32pm 
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itRainz Sep 22, 2018 @ 4:57am 
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Ersea Feb 23, 2017 @ 3:45pm 
Boa Noite Marco, nós da Sociedade Portuguesade Urologia Estética Vaginal Genérica recebemos as suas perguntas enviadas por e-mail, e é um prazer respondê-las:

1) Sim, 2cm é considerado pequeno. Sugerimos processo cirúrgico.

2) Não, não é comum o preservativo ser largo. Não existe tamanho extra pequeno, o tamanho é único.

3) Ainda que 2cm seja um tamanho muito pequeno, é possível a parceira chegar ao orgasmo durante a relação sexual, portanto se isso não ocorre nas suas relações conforme mencionou, pode se tratar de falta de competência de sua parte .

4) Não, o senhor não pode fazer o exame de toque, é apenas para pessoas acima de 50 anos. Por favor não insista .

5) O forte desejo por pessoas do mesmo sexo ,pode sim ser um forte sinal de tendência ao homossexualismo;

6) Nós ainda não possuímos uma central de atendimento para pessoas que querem efetuar a troca de sexo, mas temos um contato bom.

Estamos à disposição para qualquer dúvida.
egaruK Jan 15, 2017 @ 4:22am 
NoVidea or AyyMD