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We've been trying to reach you about your genders extended warranty

Unfortunately, your gender has expired. You tried to keep it for as long as possible. Most people are only able to keep it until their last year in middle school, but you were able to hold onto it for a lot longer! And for that, we're offering a 5 year extension on your gender for only 20 payments of $9.99. All we would need is your credit card number, the expiration date, the three numbers on the back, the blood of your first born child, your left baby toe, three of your teeth, and a tuft of your hair. This offer is only available for the next 10 seconds!
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Oh no! The offer has expired! Better luck next time! Your gender is now forfeit. If you would like help figuring out your new gender, please contact us at 1-800-Gender-Dysphoria

Thank you for your time, and I hope you enjoy your new gender!

Sincerely,
The lovely employees at UwU Inc.

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so you played changed huh kekw