Splice
They call me "No Aim Johnny"   United States
 
 
Just waiting out mah days till' the sweet sensation of death takes my hand.



Ways I've wasted my life away:
Games | Achievements | Anime | CS:GO



...♥♥♥♥ CS:GO :steamsalty::steamsad:



Quotes
Bitter Irony
*Tap, tap, tap*
*Glass breaks*
*Cut finger*
*Ignore it*
*It get's infected*
*Go to hospital*
*It's terminal*
*Sit in hospital bed with family*
*Look out window*
"You'll die alone, a virgin, and so young"
"And what irony that was in the strive,
For not only something that isn't real,
But something completely out of your grasp"
- Xenfare, 2015

"CSGO is his life but he sucks at life truly a sad life."
- Gurdia, 2016

"You sound like you're about to shoot up a school."
- memes, 2016

Intriguing
i n t r i g u e
To be pulled into something
Pulled into her
You see...
It's all connect
Love and sex
It's all the desire to be close to someone
Physically and emotionally
That's why we try to get inside of each other
To be as close as possible
To touch the soul
Kissing
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Everything
.....Anyways that's my justification for giant titties
- Xenfare, 2016

***Playing Grav***
"What is it?" - Pawa
"Survival game." - Me
"Ironic because with how your life sucks, why would you wanna survive? :$ "
- Pawa, 2016

"#1 thing I hate bout CSGO is kids making "Things I Hate" videos about CSGO, #2 thing Zeus nerfs."
- Gurdia, 2016

***Waiting for someone to join lobby***
"How long this bish take to verify cash?" - Me
"As long as it took for you to get out of silver."
- memes, 2016

***Playing CIV V***
"Is Medieval before Renaissance Era?" -Me
"No, Renaissance is right after!"
- Gurdia, 2017

***High-fives self***
- Gurdia, 2018

"I'll touch you"
- Thommii Chan, 2019

"Top 3 most toxic players ever met."
- Dad, 2019

***Playing CS:GO Op***
"Wanna jus do that map Breach" -Me
"No, let's just do the comp Breach!"
- Gurdia, 2019

"Tehe"
- Gurdia, 2019

"What the ♥♥♥♥ is an inbox?"
- Gurdia, 2020

"If you ever get cold sitting there playing games,
A fursuit can really change that"
- Wrayth, 2021

"If you have a gay uncle, how the ♥♥♥♥ are you here today?"
- Oristrepr, 2021

"What's the launch option for novid?"
- Gurdia, 2022

"MY JUST DANCE!!! :winter2019angrysnowman:"
- Gurdia, 2023

"I think I want more onion."
- Gurdia, 2023
Currently Offline
wut tu title?
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Ladred Apr 10 @ 11:12am 
good mate
Gurdia Mar 11 @ 12:36pm 
+/-rep told me what to do in case i get kidnapped/kidnapped me
76561199407314469 Feb 29 @ 7:02am 
nice mate
QueenToots Dec 25, 2023 @ 11:20pm 
+rep saved me from a camping tier 3 meyers TWO TIMES. Good teammate <3
76561199487295460 Oct 8, 2023 @ 8:13am 
+rep good player
Shaktoolik Aug 30, 2023 @ 4:33pm 
Splice, my apologies, been offline more than on recently due to health, but shoot me a trade offer anytime and I'll try to answer when I can. Take care.