if you have dog

ANTI-SCIENCE HERETIC!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

The year is 2043 Covid variant phi beta epsilon is ravaging 0.0026% of the population, you go outside for your government mandated 30 minute exercise, it's 1 a.m. not the best time, but they alternate your schedule so eventually everyone does get some sunlight. You quadruple mask and put on your plastic smock. You gaze longingly at the sky. A man riding his bicycle points his flashlight at you "Why aren't you doing your stretches and cardio?" He asks, you recognize him as your neighbor (maybe, it's been some time since you last saw anyone). "It's because of people like you not obeying that the lockdowns have been extended another 4 years." He mumbles through his layers of masks. He reports you to AlphabetGoogle and your social credit score drops 5 points, good luck buying bread this week.

Nani moshi arigato, I don't actually know what they mean, but I hear them all the time in anime, haha! My name is /u/SataniaFan5lif3, and I'm the biggest weeb in the world! I have over 1 thousand waifus xdDDD. My favorite thing in the world is re-posting the front page of /r/animemes on my twitter account, which is @trapsarenotgay. My favorite youtuber was papa franku, UNTILL HE STOPPED MAKING VIDS :(((( This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes??? My favorite anime is obviously Cory In The House by the way. Sometimes I like to actually watch anime, but most of the time I prefer to make fun of other weebs on discord, haha!

Signed by bdon

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