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Skylarce

Matamoros, Tamaulipas, Mexico

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When you pour the milk and cereal but forget the bowl.

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[GREETINGS![

05/31/2022 EDIT: I was maybe 13 or 14 when I made this, but I find it funny even if it's cringe so I'm leaving it up.

Welcome

I see you have stumbled upon my profile, that is great! Now that we are here, there is pretty much nothing to do! Sorry to break it you, but sadly, or rather, perhaps, you and I both can tell this wasn't such an exiting thing to discover.
Yes! My Profile is very bad-ass!
Yes! My Profile is very high leveled!
Yes! My Profile is very otaku-fested!
Yes! My Profile's name's is Skylarce, deal with it mate!
All I can really say is, I truly hope you enjoy staring at my profile, I know for a fact is very flashy indeed! Also, while you are at it, feel free to drop a comment, or perhaps maybe even add me!
Heck, maybe even join one of my awesome groups. I know for a very dear fact you shall enjoy at least one of them!
(May I even suggest one? Ahem The ARRGFL [steamcommunity.com], perhaps?)
Now that I have finished rambling about none-sense, maybe you shall be interested in some of the following links below!

Some Very Interesting Stuff

Want to trade with me but are too lazy to hit that damn "OFFER A TRADE" button? Do not worry, for this handy link is here!
Best Anime Opening Ever Right Here!
Derp [gifshost.com]
New to Anime and don't know what to watch? Click here, mate! [myanimelist.net]
Click here to watch it for free! [kissanime.me] (Even thousands more!)
Best Song Ever!

Add me Mate

Are a lady, if you know what I mean....
If you've read a book before would be rather interesting, nice to talk about some literature from time to time!
You want to play games with me because I'm into that, this is Steam after all!
Creative, love hearing stories and ideas from anyone!
You don't get offended easily
Actually talk, it's nice from time to time.
Just as long as you're a pretty good person!

Spooky Scary Skeletons

"Growing up with cats and dogs, I got used to the sounds of scratching at my door while I slept. Now that I live alone, it is much more unsettling."
"My grandmother told me that it was a gift to see the angel of death in front of people's houses, to know that he'd be collecting someone there soon. I thought it was a gift too, up until the day I began to see it in front of every house."
"My sister says that mommy killed her. Mommy says that I don't have a sister."
"The last thing I saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest, her other hand muffling my screams. I sat bolt upright, relieved it was only a dream, but as I saw my alarm clock read 12:06, I heard my closet door creak."

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SpookyBirdz Dec 5, 2021 @ 12:20am

sorry about that friend i wanted you to hook me at the end, but still gl in future trials <3

OurR Feb 4, 2021 @ 8:15pm

hows it going?

Nirekos Dec 15, 2020 @ 5:51pm

IMAGINE BEING NAMED ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MAURICIO AND BEING SO BIG AND STUPID AND UGLY. THIS GUY OVER HERE DOESNT HAVE TO IMAGINE AT ALL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH ♥♥♥♥ YOU

Nirekos Aug 25, 2020 @ 12:14pm

sex

Varistel Aug 23, 2018 @ 2:01pm

Afternoon,

This is your doctor following up per our last appointment. If I recall the issue correctly you - by your remarks - got "trapped" and engaged in very violent, almost sinful, act of sex with a Male who used to be female, and from what o remember, while penetrating your partner one of their leftover eggs had made it's way through the♥♥♥♥♥♥♥hole and not only ended it's small little unfertilized journey to your testicles but also remained there, almost settled, if you will.

See, what I failed to realize was since your minuscule ballsack has sperm, the egg that traveled through the straw-like shaft has been fertilized due to that sperm residing in your testies.

So, in short, there is quite possibly an autismo baby developing in your beans. And much like a womans breast become enlarged, so will your♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ So I suppose that's good on you for having a micro peeper, even if for a short amount of time.

Also you're gay for ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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