R.I.P Uncle Barry 17/07/1942

Funny dog, I eat him for dinner.

I hear you want to lick my bones.


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Conniptions

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You wake up one evening to find a large body like bulge beneath your sheets...
You believe it might be a dream and start to touch the body like bulge...
"Uwo what's this" you whisper to yourself...
You feel a slight softness but tender feeling as you touch the...
To your knowledge you have touched something with a circular shape...

(You are filled with Determination!)
(You have aquired Demon like lust!)

You feel obliged to unveil what is beneath the sheets to uncover what you have touched...
With all your desire, you furiously pull the sheets back with all your might to revel...
Nothing but you're Rei Ayanami body pillow covered in a white sticky substance...

(You fall in despair!)

You thought that it might of been one of your many dreamed waifu underneath the sheets...
You feel as though you were being played by the Gods and question your existence....
You examine room and hear a giggle of some sort...
You try to figure out the source of the sound to find your lamp was giggling...
You analyse your room again and see that all the objects inside your room now have faces...
All the objects in the room grinning and giggling at you...
Slowly the grinning and giggling transform into a twisted smile and hysterical laughter...

(Your passive trait anxiety has activated..)

You look decide to look underneath your bed to find some rope and a stool...
To your surprize the rope and stool do not laugh they do not move...
You look above you to see the ceiling fan and it also doesn't not laugh

(You have activated passive skill Crippling depression...)

You now know what you have to do...
You place the stool underneath the ceiling fan and step on the stool to reach the fan...
You sling the rope around the fan and check if the fan can support your weight...
You tie a noose and check if your neck fits...
Your neck fits the noose perfectly...
You put your neck in again but this time tighten the noose...
You see your body pillow of Rei
for one last time and silently whisper
"why aren''t you real?" as you close your eyes and kick the stool...
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...
You open your eyes...
You feel no pain...
You are still in your room...
But something is holding your thigh tightly...
You look underneath you discover that Rei Ayanami is holding you tightly...
She looks at you and smiles saying "Well I'm real now..."

You pass out you have knock yourself out...

Poem by D.
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