Juicen
Justin   Illinois, United States
 
 
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I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE GAMING LAPTOPS
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate gaming laptops.
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ErV1S Mar 10 @ 2:57pm 
He was watching me at the playground, please report to authorities
ErV1S Feb 22 @ 5:53pm 
Watched him around corners from afar with a sword. 100% cheating. pre aiming me while im off radar. not to mention he was distinguishable by his peacekeepers. never missed either. I broke my oven in a fit of rage after the game and now the kids are crying
ItsNathaniel123 Nov 11, 2023 @ 6:07pm 
Mr Juicer
Val Ca'uor Jul 15, 2023 @ 3:57pm 
I guess you are my little sussy baka uwu
B2B SaaS Oct 14, 2016 @ 12:36am 
+rep ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Tayzer Aug 21, 2016 @ 4:20pm 
+rep quick trader