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𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓭𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓬𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓵𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓷𝓾𝓽𝓼𝓪𝓬𝓴?




[21:08]
vipa:
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it that you think you see? Do you know how much I get laid a year? Even if I told you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what happens if I stop being a sexual deviant? A Bull forum group so large it’s on a federal watchlist goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to so let me clue you in. I am not being bulled Skylar, I am the bull. A guys wife gets railed and you think that of me?? No. I AM the one who cucks!!

[12:31 AM]
marcus freelander:
jackawa
[12:31 AM]
deez nuts from Ling tosite sigur:
that's one handsome gamer
[12:32 AM]
marcus freelander:
could step on landmine and seduce his way out of it

skeez_: put in jackawa

https://clips.twitch.tv/AssiduousFilthyGrouseBudBlast

7:42 PM - vipa: yesterday this girl ive been talking to for a while invited me in for the first time
7:42 PM - vipa: we go up to her room
7:43 PM - vipa: she jumps on the bed, giggles and turns around
7:43 PM - vipa: motions for me to come over
7:43 PM - vipa: i say, why pray tell would I do that? I can fart just fine right here
7:43 PM - vipa: and you are at the perfect distance to observe and laugh
7:44 PM - vipa: she just stared blankly at me so i proceeded to fart anyway as any self respecting human would do
7:44 PM - vipa: she did not know the correct response (laugh of course) and told me to get out
7:44 PM - vipa: worst date ever.

2:33 PM - afterthought: i'm not kidding, the people that i've been getting on my team are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless, so incompetent mentally and physically, they would literally be more useful if they were used as carbon fuel to heat the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seat on my chair and keep my ass cheeks warm

12:13 PM - I’m a pickle just for ricks: Hi jimmys tow service? Yeah I do have AAA.
12:14 PM - I’m a pickle just for ricks: Can you back Hannah up on me?

freelander : titties aint nothin but milk bags and im lactose intolerant

12:20 AM - simian: WHY AH YU RUNNING
12:20 AM - simian: YEH YEH YEH ♥♥♥♥♥
12:20 AM - simian: WHY YA RUNNIN FROM THE SCHMECKLE EH?

Pellovley : jackawa ur so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lucky i have a black roommate or i would have callled you some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥

andrew - Today at 1:46 PM
'Tis most humorous, for a sword swallower such as Jackawa to make light of a most grievous affliction. The common folk say that what goes around comes around, Fool.

2:32 PM - ckj: whats it like not to be a virgin

5:18 PM - VoxDei: got my ♥♥♥♥ in a plate of spaghetti and about to record an asmr video

12:01 AM - ckj: why am i friends with only trolls
12:01 AM - ckj: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jackawa
12:01 AM - ckj: told me to call her a♥♥♥♥♥♥

obliv : jack ur the reason ur parents are divorced
vipa - Today at 8:34 PM
@jack tell him his stomach is the reason his eyes and his ♥♥♥♥ got divorced


DEAD toothepastetimmy21 : you guys are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded
DEAD toothepastetimmy21 : why are you running a sniper to mid
* andrew changed name to genius

3:42 PM - VoxDei: hey man, im gonna need you to cancel any plans you have and watch a movie about kevin spacey turning into a cat with chinatown and i





thx danny [i.imgur.com]