Probably think I'm hacking so you read this
Kappa
Won a 100$ Mobafire diamond tournament when I was 12
Won 100$ in the ForkKnife cash cup
Spliced my semen with a fossilised dinosaur embryo and gave birth to the next generation of half retarded short armed lizard babies that can ♥♥♥ powdered milk and fart crippling depression
World record holder for ♥♥♥♥ fart ♥♥♥ speedrun any %
Booty Banger of the nth degree
Inventory worth 0.69420$ don't @ me
I had sex at 11, yes it was not not consensual (yes it was with your grandma)
Also known to your mother as The Muscular Milf Magnet
If you read this all, my balls, your moms forehead, right now.