Ketchup is a really good condiment. It’s very useful to put on your food during lunch, dinner, and maybe even breakfast or a snack if you have leftovers from dinner or lunch. I personally prefer the Heinz™ brand of ketchup because it just tastes better. No way to rephrase that Heinz™ is clearly the superior ketchup. They also make mustard but I do not like mustard very much at all. Personally, I like to put Heinz™ ketchup on burgers and then put fries on it to make a nice fry burger. I haven’t seen anyone else try this but it is really good only with Heinz™ ketchup. Sometimes, I have to eat fries or burgers with a different brand of ketchup that is not Heinz™ ketchup. I usually am no longer friends with those people afterward. No one could ever be cheap enough to not buy Heinz™ ketchup. As it’s clearly the superior choice of ketchup no matter what. So help me god, if I see someone that does not respect the almighty Heinz™ ketchup I will personally see that they are strangled while Heinz™ is poured down their throat. They will see that Heinz™ is superior no matter what. Their feeble monkey brain will grow with knowledge due to Heinz™'s perfect blend of tomato's and natural ingredients. I pray that one day Heinz™ will take me from this disgusting, flavorless planet and I may ascend with them into the tomato realm, where I can bathe in the red sauce for eternity. A blood sacrifice is made to Heinz™ every month in hopes they shall listen. They cannot possibly ignore their following any longer. We will ascend. In conclusion, I believe that Heinz™ ketchup is a very good condiment and people should use it more than any other ketchup.