⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿
⣿⣿⡏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿
⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡧⠇⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣮⣭⣿⡻⣽⣒⠀⣤⣜⣭⠐⢐⣒⠢⢰⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⠂⢈⢿⣷⣞⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠿⣿⠗⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⠋⠉⠑⠀⠀⢘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢹⣿⣿⡇⢀⣶⣶⠴⠶⠀⠀⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⣴⠁⢘⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿
⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⠗⠂⠄⠀⣴⡟⠀⠀⡃⠀⠉⠉⠟

⢰⠀⠀⠀⢳⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠔⢠⡁⠤⠀
⡀⠀⢠⠀⠢⢠⠑⠄⡠⡲⡃⠭⣩⢍⣭⣥⡤⠔⠁⢈⠀⢸
⠇⠀⠘⠐⢄⠡⡆⠈⠺⣮⣒⠁⠀⣈⣁⣢⣈⡑⠔⠁⠀⡌
⢠⠀⠀⢱⡄⠢⡇⠀⠀⣰⡀⠀⠉⢆⢈⣿⣷⣄⢹⢀⢼
⠈⣆⠀⠀⠙⢤⠋⣴⡿⣻⠟⣲⣄⠘⣇⣸⡿⡌⠏⠡⢊
⠀⠐⡅⠂⠤⡌⠐⣽⣿⠿⠙⡆⠈⠳⢿⣿⠆⠘⠁⠂⠾⣅
⠀⠀⣵⣄⣠⢶⠀⡟⡿⠇⠃⢰⠀⠀⠀⠙⠆⣜⠉⢂⠀⠠⠁
⠀⠀⡴⠋⠀⢠⠊⠩⠶⢬⡄⠊⠀⠀⠀⡠⠐⣒⢫⠚⠊⡙
⠀⠘⠢⣀⠀⠘⡜⠀⠀⠀⠙⢄⠀⠀⠘⠢⠅⡰⠊⢠⠟
⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠩⢭⣢⣀⠀⠀⠀⠳⡤⠤⡤⢴⣧
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⠻⠲⣤⣄⣈⠒⠾⢞⡛
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣦⡚⠀⠀⠀⠑⠛⠩⣿⢀⠀
⠀⠀⣀⠄⠂⠉⠤⢙⠳⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣅⠂⠠⠀⡀
⠐⠁⠀⠀⢀⠊⢀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠅⠀⠀⠁⠢

The wowwd has changed

I feew it in the watew.

I feew it in the eawth.

I smeww it in the aiw.

Much that once was is wost, fow none now wive who wemembew it.

It began with the fowging of the Gweat Wings. Thwee wewe given to the Ewves, immowtaw, wisest and faiwest of aww beings. Seven to the Dwawf-Wowds, gweat minews and cwaftsmen of the mountain hawws. And nine, nine wings wewe gifted to the wace of Men, who above aww ewse desiwe powew. Fow within these wings was bound the stwength and the wiww to govewn each wace. But they wewe aww of them deceived, fow anothew wing was made. Deep in the wand of Mowdow, in the Fiwes of Mount Doom, the Dawk Wowd Sauwon fowged a mastew wing, and into this wing he pouwed his cwuewty, his mawice and his wiww to dominate aww wife.

One wing to wuwe them aww.

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

Who's Horton?


Horton is a giant elephant in the sky.


Don't bother look. He is invisible.


And he is the one risking his life


to get Whoville which by the way


is a speck on a clover just safety.


I can prove it.


Horton's voice comes out of this horn.


Horton!


I have all the Whos gathered in town square.


Let them know you there.


Gee.


It's a kind of high pressure situation then.


Wow. I'm really run a blank here.


I know.


Horton?


Horton, We're waiting.


Time to show everyone
that you exist and...


By extension what a none boob I am.


Wait!


Everyone look at the wind.
What do you think that means?


It means, Um, it means...
obviously, uh...


Let's the Kite Flying Race begins!


What a perron on you Horton! Ha Ha Ha!


Woo, brain freeze!


Give Me Back


- My Speck!
- Not this time, guy.


I'm so sorry that I let you down, but...

Never. Date. A Yandere. Yandere is the Japanese line for basically a woman who loves so much she's willing to kill anybody who basically lays eyes on you, trying to get a hold of you. And, I know some of you in the comments are gonna say, "Ha, you'll never have someone like that," To be honest I wouldn't want someone like that, cause she would kill my sister, my mother, my grandparents, anybody who even looked at me remotely. They'd be dead. Because she's so lovey-dovey that she goes insane and then wants to trap me in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ basement! She will legitimately kill everything you care for just so you are the only thing she has, and she is the only thing you have. ♥♥♥♥ no, I'd rather shoot myself in the freaking head.