Eugene Manson was a mighty man.
The kind of man you'd never disrespect.
He stood 8 feet tall, wore glasses and he had a 3rd nipple on the back of his neck.

He ate his own weight in coal and excreted diamonds everyday.
He could throw ya down a flight of stairs but you still would love him anyway, ya you know you'd love him anyway.

Eugene Manson won the Tour de France with 2 flat tires and a missing chain.
He trained a rattle snake to do his laundry, I'm tellin you the man was insane.

He could rip out your beating heart and show it to ya right before you die.
A ninja, warrior, master of disguise.
he could melt your brain with his laser beam eyes.
O yeah.

He had his own line at the DMV.
He made sweet, sweet love to a Manatee.
O yeah that was somethin to see I tell ya!

Eugene Manson figured out cold fusion but he never, ever told a soul.
I've seen the man unhinge his jaw and swallow a volkswagon whole.

He'd bash your face in with a shovel if you didn't treat him like a star.
Cuz you can spit in the wind and tug on super mans cape, but Lord knows ya don't mess around Eugene Manson.