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Chat Adventures With Cool People:

octa-walla: ay
octa-walla: ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥ smely

9:09 PM - lotus: Hammy said "rider" on the is the hobby lobby knock off discount you
9:09 PM - lotus: "he couldnt afford the other letters" (st)rider

4:01 AM - Serket: Something just fell over in the bathroom and it wasn't me
4:01 AM - strides: you're joking
4:01 AM - Serket: I nominate you to check it out
4:01 AM - strides: no get your ass over here im not going in there alone
4:02 AM - Serket: Nooooo

9:51 PM - PIZZA: poo banny
9:51 PM - PIZZA: P O O R

10:22 PM - PIZZA: i clicked our chat
10:22 PM - PIZZA: and saw "bannys"
10:22 PM - PIZZA: and thought it meant "multiple bannys" rather than banny's
10:22 PM - strides: imagine
10:22 PM - strides: an army of bannys
10:22 PM - PIZZA: a new froyotech
10:23 PM - PIZZA: banny on every class

10:43 PM - strides: "what the fizzydiyuk was that?" "LETS FIZZYDIYUKIN' FIND OUT"
10:43 PM - CHI LONG QUA: IKR LMAO

♪ Ruby Rose ♪: Strider
♪ Ruby Rose ♪: hi
♪ Ruby Rose ♪: you are Strider
strides: yes
strides: i am
♪ Ruby Rose ♪: yes. Good
♪ Ruby Rose ♪: I am glad you are still Strider
strides: are you still hammy
♪ Ruby Rose ♪: I am
♪ Ruby Rose ♪: but I am also tired

3:48 AM - sunburn: THERE WAS AN ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE ACCIDENT

8:30 AM - consume this nutrition: "♥♥♥♥ i need help in the swamp" "okay im coming" --like five minutes later-- [LOUD AND CONFUSED SCREAMING ABOUT DEERCLOPS, TENTACLES, FISH PEOPLE, AND THE SPIDER QUEEN]

1:01 AM - Verified human being: ok so
1:02 AM - Verified human being: i thought u were saying like
1:02 AM - Verified human being: LOL this is so bad
1:02 AM - Verified human being: that she would count down to 100
1:02 AM - Verified human being: so we would sync jacking off to it
1:02 AM - Verified human being: and then we'd finish at the end
1:04 AM - synchronized masturbation: a

11:03 PM - ♪ Ruby Rose ♪: Ruby is now max level
11:06 PM - strides: you did it
11:06 PM - ♪ Ruby Rose ♪: I'd like to thank my dad
11:06 PM - strides: me irl
11:06 PM - ♪ Ruby Rose ♪: yes
11:07 PM - strides: whenever i do something remotely competent
11:07 PM - ♪ Ruby Rose ♪: you just thank your dad?
11:07 PM - strides: nah man i thank everything
11:08 PM - strides: "UH, HELLO YES I'D LIKE TO THANK MY SINK FOR WASHING MY FACE"
11:08 PM - ♪ Ruby Rose ♪: THAT SINK WAS CRITICALLY VITAL IN THE SUCCESS I JUST PULLED OFF, THANK YOU
11:08 PM - strides: pretty much

10:54 PM - ♪ Festive Ruby Rose ♪: STRIDER
10:54 PM - ♪ Festive Ruby Rose ♪: CHRISTMAS
10:54 PM - strides: YO
10:54 PM - strides: YEAH
10:54 PM - ♪ Festive Ruby Rose ♪: GOOD HAPPY CHRISTMAS
10:54 PM - strides: MERR CRIMMUS
10:57 PM - ♪ Festive Ruby Rose ♪: HAP CRUNKMUPS HARRY
10:59 PM - strides: MURR CRACKMOPS AND A HEPPY NWEW YAR
10:59 PM - ♪ Festive Ruby Rose ♪: MAOPPY NUNCHUCKS ANK HOEPMOPE NACK YENK
10:59 PM - ♪ Festive Ruby Rose ♪: nailed it
11:00 PM - strides: 10/10

octa-walla: i'm too tired to walk across this map
Strider: *summoning satan*
octa-walla: PENTA KIIIIIR
octa-walla: AAACE-U
octa-walla: AAAACE-U
Strider: kach
Strider: kach-chi
octa-walla: IT'S KATCHA!
Strider: woah
Strider: WOAH

[11:42:27 PM] Strider: i felt like freaking steve irwin it was great
[11:42:37 PM] ♪ Ruby Rose ♪: awright
[11:42:54 PM] ♪ Ruby Rose ♪: 'ere we 'ave tha wylde carn snake
[11:43:13 PM] Strider: "'aint she a beaut'"
[11:43:14 PM] ♪ Ruby Rose ♪: it has no venam wat so evar
[11:43:30 PM] ♪ Ruby Rose ♪: I'mmana poke 'im wiath a stick
[11:43:36 PM] ♪ Ruby Rose ♪: noice!