Neue Rezensionen von Richard Gorgonzola

Kill tyranids
Shoot tyranids
Toss tyranids into a garbage disposal
Drop kick a tyranid to the face
Crush tyranids with your massive space marine dump truck
Stir fry tyranids in a wok
Bully the tyranids to death
Suplex a Carnifex
Nuke the entire xenos site from orbit, it the only way to be sure

Rip and tear tyranids, until it is done

I don't think I've seen a community seethe, cope, and mald so hard over how difficult this expansion is, that's like always a FromSoft staple since Dark Souls 1 through 3 and Bloodborne. We wanted more Elden Ring and my god, we got more Elden Ring. What more can you ask? The bosses are phenomenal, the scale of exploration is vast and satisfying, and the weapons are really great to use and to experiment on for both PVE and PVP.

I will agree with some of the negative reviews when it comes to performance issues. Fortunately I haven't suffered any type of stuttering. I do get a drop in framerate but nothing too serious and hopefully, FromSoft will patch these issues up. It ain't perfect but it's damn good for a DLC.

To those that flooded the reviews about how difficult this gem is, sounds like you have the nasty case of skill issue, my recommendation: Git Gud. I'm having a blast on a character that's lvl 265 on NG+3 because I'm re-learning a few new things for this DLC, like respecking or trying out certain talisman combinations, and weapons. Not to mention those Scadutree blessings really do help you out on the long run by you guessed it... Looking around. Not to mention the euphoric, that sense of accomplishment after overcoming a boss that's been whooping my ass for hours on end is something no other video game will ever capture.

So yeah, you want more Elden Ring, than this DLC is for you.

The only good bug is a DEAD bug!

*Automatons shows up*

The only good bot is a DEAD bot!

By the time I actually apply myself, attend college full time, get a degree, get employed to whatever dream job I wanted to be apart of, socialize and hopefully start up a relationship with someone, gets married later on, and then start a cute little family while feeling not just exhausted, but accomplished and fulfilling in life--.

My opponent is still on his first turn.

five dollars for the fattest dopamine rush you can ever ask for.

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Phasmophobia before the Exposition update: Oh noooooo, a ghoooooooost. Whatever will I doooooo.

Phasmophobia after the Exposition update: OHHHHH ♥♥♥♥, IT'S A GHOST!!!!

"The DOOG easter egg has been removed, but will live on in infamy... We were wondering how long it would take for someone to notice, and as always, we're impressed with the community's speed!" That is the LAMEST excuse I've ever seen to remove such a neat little easter egg to a popular trend.

That's the uhhh... weird gripe I have, but I'm not here to go full Ace Detective, and write a freaking 500 word essay about it. I'm here for DOOOOOOM dammit!

Don't let that 20 buck price of admission intimidate you, it's well worth it. Three missions, I know it sounds pretty short, I myself would assumed so until launch but man-- If there's a few words to describe it, it would be something close to CBT. I'm saying that because the arenas and the demons DO NOT screw around, it makes DOOM(2016) look like a joke and Eternal a tutorial compared to this unholy beast, especially around Ultra-Violence and Nightmare. I hope you got your key binds ready for rapid weapon switching, situation awareness and prioritizing demons the main focus because you're gonna need to do a lot of it. There's also a heavy emphasis on platforming and to be frank, I wasn't a fan of it in Eternal but here it's implemented and flowed pretty smoothly.

Despite Mick Gordon's departure as composer for DOOM, I have full confidence that Andrew Hulshult will carry the mantle. I loved his work on Dusk and I find myself bobbing my head and getting into the rhythm when performing some good ol' fashion ripping and tearing.

More Doom is groovy and I'm looking forward to Part Two of the Ancient Gods.

"This game is so gorgeous on PC"

*cries in 1050ti*

I gotta say, despite having to set everything on the lowest setting possible, the game still looks really good and it runs decently on my end of things. The soundtrack is nice, slow, bombastic and the Low Roar playlist fits in this game's traveling occasions very well.

Initially a friend and I were, like every gamers beforehand, hyped for Hideo Kojima's epic return but as the post release happened, things looked pretty iffy. "Ewww it's a walking sim" "laaaaame and boring!" HOWEEEEVER--- By the time you start this game, you'll start to forget the somewhat negative feedback of it being a walking sim and undoubtedly embracing it for what it is. The world Kojima portrayed in this game is oddly compelling and the gameplay is so serene, to an extend. You'll know what I mean.