Profit
roman olegovich   Volgograd, Russian Federation
 
 
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designated stalin of the cold war beasties, the dictatorship of the gaming class

astounding men/catfish who must be presented separate from the wall of fame:
- cud , the wall of fames first regular customer, currently secretary of the cold war beasties (also likes blowing bIG ♥♥♥♥)
-leonitis, the man of a thousand alts, who led his protest against machine gun suppression with immense success
- payne , scribe of tsars usernames, tracker of the illusive coach, and owner of the coolest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ propeller hat
Currently Offline
WALL OF FAME
http://i.imgur.com/tEhmL0m.jpg

the wall of fame has been toppled by the hands of the ukranian menace, and all seemed lost. suddenly, a bright red light appeared, and the wall of fame was deemed worthy of a second chance to stand once again, thanks in part to the glorious motherland, and all of Her glory, who successfully invaded ukraine in january 5th, 2016. this wall of fame stands to the test of time as the ultimate tribute to the solviet people.

now before you go to the wall of fame familiarize yourself with

THE PROPHECY
1. thou must not be ukranian or part of a capitalist regime
2. thou must not talk ♥♥♥♥ of the wall of fame or its proud builders
3. that last rule goes double for anything that has the cwb official approval on it
4. thou must own either the stalin subway or arma cold war assault to be considered one with the profligates or one with the beasties
5. thou must not be a try hard in order to get ones quote on the wall of fame (unless i dont notice it and its actually funny, then its game)
6. thou must use the word meme sparingly, the use of greentext IS STILL PROHIBITED

okay good it looks like now your ready for

WALL OF FAME 2.0
DISCLAIMER: alright so theres a lotta quotes from me but lets face it this was a vanity project to begin with

"This cigar looks 40 years younger than it is. It has a smooth, elegant texture, with smokey, vanilla flavors. It performs perfectly."

"wowser i got the first quote" -profit, getting the first quote and being first at everything

"i gotta clench my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" - cuddles, the gay

"dropping that beat like i drop the toaster in the show show" -profit, his suicide wet dream

"i can part the lips like moses" -profit, the hymen divider

"spread her legs and you just smell a factory dedicated to burning daddys money on art school" -profit, on the goth groupies

"i wonder how much my ♥♥♥♥ weighs" -zed, the commie red

"i got six yeehaws" -cuddles, the west wanderer

"im actually not a minor i just have it in my name because its a part of my name" -phpminor, the adolescent alcohol-consumer (♥♥♥♥ you that works)

"i gib cpt's peepee a swirly" -cuddles, the captain's contentment

"tell me how big my wang is from over yonder" -cuddles, the ♥♥♥♥ comparer

"you're packing one hell'u'va black stalin" -cuddles, the vaguely sexual game of 20 questions

"if she's gotta ♥♥♥♥ ton of dingleberries don't touch it" -profit, the sexual suggester

"pillage the nuts" -profit, the testicle tyrant

"youre like the war veteran of this ♥♥♥♥" -profit, he doesnt erp i promise dad dont disown me please dont grab the belt

"every time i erp i put my google cardboard for added immersion" -profit, i swear on my mothers grave i am not an erper so put the gun down please dont shoot

"i joined ISIS for the power armour decal" -Noobstrike, the man who needs no subtitle, but heres one anyway

"a gun in one hand and corn in the other" -profit, the multi tasker

"nothing like intense cricket and spider duels at 5 in the morning" -profit, the go-to fight coordinator

"He just quietly tore my ass up. Down four, doubled, and vulnerable." -william g. baker, former alcatraz inmate

"this wall is not real, ♥♥♥♥ the wall of fame" -anonymous ukranian

"but for popular his hut, tiled, you see?" -counter woman, main protagonist of BOOK ONE [translate.google.com]

"i am a warrior before i eat a clam, i was a dildo before i was ham" -cuddles, i think he stole this from somewhere but ill allow it

"every time i exhale my breath hits my eyes" -some ♥♥♥♥

"chess is a societial class" -zed, democracy's dread

"ill closepin your ♥♥♥♥ with my sphincter, ill have that ♥♥♥♥ hanging out to dry in no time" -cuddles and cuddles' caretaker, the dastardly duo

"the color black is a reflection of history" -hollerhistoric

"think of the opportunities a whole planet where only gays live no reminders of normie history anywhere and no kids just gays gaying around all the time. All gays can go there and grow old gay not having to see any kids anywhere" -a furry arguing a notion they legitimately believe in on a fallout discord

"profit reigns king over vietnam music once more" -cuddles, the man who understands

"this makes my ♥♥♥♥ channel the electricity from my brain into a reliable cumshock" -♥♥♥♥♥ peanuts, HE PLAYIN NUT

"/-" -The Slant and The Straight, Two Genders Dueling for Good ♥♥♥♥ ($300)

"They will find genuine friendship and love, and they will call it salt." -skeet, skeet snaps [i.kym-cdn.com]

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SPONSORED BY:
- The Donald Trump Association
- The Motherland and Her Eternal Red Glory
- The Developers behind Arma: Cold War Assault
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HALL OF FAME:
- Todd Howard
- The Progressive Lmao [cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com]
- JFK
- Pepsiman
- Chuck Tingle
- Leroy Sinclair
- The Ace Plane
- Clara Mae
- Little Poncho
- Wesley Willis
- Chuck Tingle
- Squigs
- Hunt Down the Freeman Gamers in That One Voicechat Room
- Nik Minnit
- Minecraft Skins With Fake Diamond Armor
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Recent Activity
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Built Different Jul 12, 2022 @ 3:37am 
this guy is epic pro
Lemon the Immortal Mar 11, 2022 @ 6:25pm 
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Kamikazetokubetsukōgekitai Jan 28, 2021 @ 4:36pm 
gamer
Profit Mar 14, 2019 @ 12:27am 
get out
Lysergide Daydream Mar 13, 2019 @ 5:45pm 
*notices amewican ewections* цшц
Profit Nov 28, 2018 @ 1:25pm 
meat market is the other way sir, youll need to find your sausages there