why are you emo moding

+rep straight jorking it

-rep coping and seething

Asset great great asset (to the company)

good luck in the millatary my dude thanks

M'lady, please be aware that, unlike these boorish hooligans in this comment section, I will always respect and cherish your feminine opinion. In a masculine dominated society, it takes a special kind of womanly courage to speak up, and I shall be your champion, your shining knight. I shall defend you from the barbarian mysoginists who encroach on you, and I will take it upon myself to defend my fair lady wherever she may go :)
Fear not, for while there are many knavish brutes here, I, a very kind and nice man who has been regarded as a very nice man in the past, will be there to shine the way forward for you!
Truly yours, forever and always