Hunter of achievements. Listener of music. Watcher of sports.

I cherish my intercontinental friendships


































































22:37 - Deadmeat: my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ placenta stopped working

Deadmeat: not when I hold em
Deadmeat: not when I see them
Deadmeat: but when I sit there and am about to get it
Deadmeat: I sort of panic still


16:36 - Newman 🎃: stop oppressing women
16:36 - 🎃Over09🎃: never

19:41 - Deadmeat: usually I am the one sucking

11:25 - Deadmeat: will watch after this 11 min compilation of all the songs from donkey kong

13:48 - Deadmeat: http://i.imgur.com/QIgKruP.png smh

MacNeil 52 minutes ago
Newman, I will twist your nipples until you yell "Sweet Martha, do not release the chickens!"