Eggbert
Jay
 
 
Just your average video game addict.


FAVORITE GAMES:
Persona 3
Kingdom Hearts
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Mass Effect Trilogy
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Super Mario 64
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Chrono Trigger
Danganronpa
Spinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Undertale
Steins;Gate
Total War Warhammer II / III
Outer Wilds

GAMES THAT HAVE MADE ME FEEL:
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Undertale
MGSV: The Phantom Pain
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Mass Effect Trilogy
Steins;Gate

MY FEELINGS ON THE MASS EFFECT TRILOGY:
"It was a series filled with more amazing characters and inspiring visuals than any other. You fought and died and experienced loss and love and hope, victory and crushing defeat on an impossible scale. No series has ever had me so invested and enthralled. It was more real than I was prepared for and I will never forget it for that. To me no other game has risen so high and to me stands as the defining achievement of this generation. " - Some dude online

List of my previous names:
The Doctor Prescribes PEELZ
blueyedjay1
Ƀluεڷaɏ
Captain Barbeard
Goblin Guy
Currently Offline
Recent Activity
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baocn Apr 5 @ 9:53pm 
penis
YourNewStepFather Apr 29, 2023 @ 10:52pm 
I'ma cut to the chase dawg. You're cute af frfr. Your toes, my mouth, now
baocn May 5, 2022 @ 1:01am 
THE KING WITH THE PORCELAIN THRONE HAS TAKEN A HUGE DUMP ON YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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POST THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT PROFILES OR ELSE UR WAIFU WILL BE TAKING IN A CHOCOLATE HOTDOG SURPRISE 2NITE!!!!!!!!!!!!
baocn Mar 30, 2022 @ 3:12pm 
i saw this guy in my lobby with his friends and they all had flashlights so i equipped The Cannibal's signature perk Franklin's Demise and The Hillbilly's signature perk Lightborn. Boy did i get maximum value. they all ran right at me to try and WASD flick me into another dimension to get clips for their next juke montage, but luckily i play with 20k dpi 100% sens so i destroyed their hopes and dreams with ease, one clobber at a time. easiest 4k of my career. of course they all whined at me in the post game chat too. gg ez. just another day in the life of the swf destroyer.
MY BAG Jun 9, 2021 @ 10:20am 
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naruto has summon you join in his ninja clan!! send this to 5 of your best friends to join in ninja clan and be top ninja in leaf town. only true ninja work with naruto and learn how to use double team. are you one of the ninja?
baocn Mar 23, 2021 @ 6:49pm 
Epic chug alert, folks! I'm about to chug ALL the Mountain Dew's you see here - all that I could find - in the big, *taps glass* comically large wine glass. We gonna call this "The EveryDew Chug." *laughs* Don't touch that mouse...you're watching BadlandsChugs