"My fist will be captain of your face if you question me again."
- The Watcher, Pillars of Eternity II Deadfire

"Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit you?"
"I ain't sayin' nothing."
"What do I tell the doctor?"
"Tell em to suck a lemon"
- Louie and Johnny Tightlips, The Simpsons

"There are now a million voices in your head, all saying the same thing: SMASH!"
- The Godwoken, Divinity Original Sin 2

"You know what affects me a great deal? Hauling you thither and yon only to see you still haven't managed to ascend. I want a god in my debt. Is that so much to ask?"
- Malady, Divinity Original Sin 2

"What is honor, if it is build on a lie? What is duty, if the dogma behind it is corrupt?"
- Gaichu, Shadowrun: Hong Kong - Extended Edition

"Have you ever wondered, Death, why you are untouched while those around you wither and rot in the grip of corruption?"
- Absalom, Darksiders II: Deathinitive Edition

"What can you know about saving the world, silly? You're but a witcher."
- Ciri, The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt

"You really put the "ass" in mass murderer"
- Hoji, Shadow Warrior

"Does corruption come from the Void? Or from our own hearts?"
- Billie Lurk, Dishonored Death of the Outsider

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Mr. Freeman ... Wake up, and smell the ashes."
- GMan, Half-Life 2

Lo Wang: "So, the shadow realm .. is it hell?"
Hoji: "No more than this place."
Lo Wang: "But it's full of demons!"
Hoji: "So what? This place is full of ... ugh ... humans "
- Shadow Warrior

"You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice."
- Fortune Cookie, Shadow Warrior

"Alright, this next test might involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If you meet yourself on the testing track, DO NOT make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time ... entirely ... forward and backward. So, do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business."
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2

"Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you ... if and when your time comes round again."
- GMan, Half-Life 2

"How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"
- SHODAN, System Shock 2

"Knock, knock. Who's there? SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!! END OF JOKE! "
- Face McShooty, Borderlands 2

"Science isn't about why , it's about why not !"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2

"I don't need an army, I've got a Krogan!"
- The Pathfinder, Mass Effect Andromeda

Sgt. Rex 'Power' Colt : "Let's show them how Cyber Commandos get it done."
T.T. 'Spider' Brown : "Mark IV style, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!"
Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

"A city at the bottom of the ocean? Ridiculous."
- Booker DeWitt, BioShock Infinite

" I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighting the moral pros and cons, but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FACE!!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?! "
- Face McShooty, Borderlands 2

"Ding d-ding, dong! Joker here! Here's what's new in the asylum... Some idiot is running around the asylum, dressed like a bat...! I know! Crazy ! He should be considered costumed and dangerous."
- The Joker, Batman Arkham Asylum

"How can you fail at this? It isn't even a test."
- GLaDOS, Portal 2

"Why do you ask what when the delicious question is when ? The only difference between past and present is semantics. Lives, lived, will live. Dies, died, will die."
- The Lutece Twins, BioShock Infinite

"Herbs, schmerbs ... How about we play some Gwent instead?"
- Geralt of Rivia, The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt

"Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure."
- Sovereign, Mass Effect

"It's Sloan's bed time, and I plan to tuck him in ... under six feet of dirt."
- Sgt. Rex 'Power' Colt, Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

"Hey! You BAT-man or CHICKEN-man?!? Get over here!"
- Random Thug, Batman Arkham City

"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty."
- Fact Sphere, Portal 2

"Time's a marvelous plaything. Controlling it offers so many appetizing opportunities."
- Gaunter O'Dimm, The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt

"Do you know the difference between an error and a mistake? Anyone can make an error. But that error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it."
- Grand Admiral Thrawn, Heir to the Empire

"We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us."
- Andrew Ryan, BioShock

"I guess these ARE the droids we were looking for ..."
- RC-1138 "Boss", Star Wars Republic Commando

"Your eyes deceive you
An illusion fools you all
I move for the kill"
- zer0, Borderlands 2

"Almost, Zireael. Almost..."
- Caranthir, The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt

" HI !"
- Loader Bot, Tales from the Borderlands

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
- Adam Savage, Mythbusters

"You should talk to Earl. Careful though, he's pretty crazy, he ate one of ma cars once ... yeah ... the whole car ..."
- Scooter, Borderlands 2

"And so, I asked myself, in what country was there a place for men like me? Men who refused to say yes to the parasites and the doubters. Men who believed that work was sacred and property rights inviolate. And then one day the happy answer came to me, my friends: there was NO country for people like me. And THAT was the moment I decided... to build one."
- Andrew Ryan, BioShock

"The seed of the prophet shall sit the throne and drown in flame the mountains of man!"
- Father Comstock, BioShock Infinite

"It's cute that you all think you're the heroes of this little adventure ... but you're not. Welcome to Pandora, kiddos!"
- Handsome Jack, Borderlands 2

"The mind of the subject will desperately struggle to create memories where none exists."
- R. Lutece, 1889, BioShock Infinite

"I don't need luck, I have ammo"
- Grunt, Mass Effect 3

"I want to take the ears off, but I can't. I hop, and when I hop, I never get off the ground. It's my curse, my eternal curse. I want to take the ears off, but I can't! It's my curse, it's my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ curse! I want to take the ears off! Please! Take them off! Pleeeeeeease!"
- The Wild Bunny by Sander Cohen, BioShock

"If the world gives you a lemon, make lemonade out of it!"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2

"I have a head, a tail, but never any legs. What am I?"
- The Riddler, Batman Arkham City

"It was not impossible to build Rapture at the bottom of the sea. It was impossible to build it anywhere else."
- Andrew Ryan, BioShock

"Tell me Doctor Freeman - if you can. You have destroyed so much. What is it exactly that you have created? Can you name even one thing ? I thought not."
- Wallace Breen, Half-Life 2 Episode 1

"Every point of view is useful, even those that are wrong - if we can judge why a wrong view was accepted."
Legion, Mass Effect 2

"War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other."
- Nico Bellic, Grand Theft Auto IV

Batman : "It was all a lie. There's nothing wrong with you."
Joker : "Nice of you to say, but you of all people should know ... there's plenty wrong with me."
- Batman Arkham City

The Illusive Man : "Shepard, you're making a habit of costing me more than time and money."
Commander Shepard : "I'm sorry, I'm having trouble hearing you - I'm getting a lot of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on this line."
- Mass Effect 2