Recent reviews by Khorne Flakes #SaveTF2

Don't listen to the scrubs that says the DLC is too hard.
No ♥♥♥♥ is hard, in every Souls game the DLC have always been the most challenging part of them, but apparently for those people, the Tree Sentinel from the very beginning of the game taught them nothing.
Now if the complains are for frame drops, that's acceptable and hopefully it will get fixed soon, but other than that, don't bother listen to the ones that says the DLC is too hard, they either failed to understand the new scaling mechanic to make them unable to one shot bosses with bleed builds or are just salty that their overleved characters can't steam roll the whole DLC.

The game is balanced around you exploring the world, which has so many little secrets that can be hard to find on your first pass. Seriously, keep looking around, even after 16 hours or so I still find new stuff in the first area of the DLC, it's crazy.
I also want to point out that Hidetaka Miyazaki is a bloody liar!
This DLC is NOT the size of Limegrave, I would say it's almost half of the size of the whole main game map, if not a bit more. Even if you find all the map fragments (which I'm still missing 2 as I write this), the map doesn't do justice on just how much verticality there is, this whole thing just keep going down! You will look at a cliff and see whole areas that you don't even know how to get there.

As for bosses, so far the remembrance ones are pretty much spot on. Very hard, very flashy and what they give is also very good. In fact, I would say all the new stuff is good, spells weapons, ashes of war, all of them so far blew me away and I'm sure is going to change many things in both PVP and PVE. I have seen some reused bosses from the main game, but that's to be expected, but there are many many more new enemies to encounter and the dungeons that I found so far have all been unique and fun to explore, unlike some of the main game.

It hurts me that people are review bombing this masterpiece and I once again urge you to not listen to the ones that don't like this DLC just because it's too hard, it's a completely nonsensical take that should be ignored and discarded.

As an Italian, I confirm that this is an accurate representation of what Italian cooks have to deal each Tuesday.

Except for the pineapple topping, that ♥♥♥♥ doesn't exist.

The best "Rock and Stone" simulator on Steam.

I can't stress enough how good this game is, if you love metroidvania you'll love this game for sure.
There's no excuse for you to try it, this game cost only 15 bucks and it's worth easily 3 times more than that.
Still here? Stop reading and buy the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game already!

>Spent half an hour on a puzzle to get a powerfull artifact.
>Can't pick it up becouse i have too many dogs in my inventory.
>.....wat?
>Drop the dog from my inventory.
>Dog float to the powerfull artifact, absorb it and then float away offscreen.
>Standing with "Dog Residue" in my inventory (dog poop?) and with many questions.

Best game, 10/10, would get trolled again.

Ill review this game in 10 minutes in the future, after i played it for 300 hours in 3 weeks from now.

What can i say about a game where the whole idea is to screw around in space and TIME and change history forever becouse why not? Well, i can say it's awesome!

For a pixel game the art is quite gorgeous, animations are fluid and the sound does it's work quite well.

The gameplay revolves around going trough each level, blasting everything or everyone standing in your way, much like any other good Run and Gun game, except those guys have a TIME machine:

EveryTIME you make a mistake or die you can rewind (back to the very beginning of the level even) and correct it, this opens up for various and creative uses: you can save your past self for getting killed and collect it (yea, collect the dude, it's complicated) so you can add him/her to your power and get and extra hit without dying (you can only get hit once normally), you can explore some part of the level to collect collectibles and bonuses then rewind back so you can continue without losing TIME, you can add as many dudes to shoot a boss all at once so you kill him in mere seconds instead of 2 minutes.

Every level must be completed in less than 60 SECONDS! 1 MINUTE!! How is possible? Well, time travel, duh?! You bonuses on your way that extend the time with more seconds, but if you don't play your cards right you'll never have much TIME to complete it.

This game really want you to step out of the conventional way of thinking, it wants you to think outside of TIME itself, if you think that you can't get that shiny bonus that come out of the enemy way too fast and vanish when it touches the ground, you are doing it wrong, rewind TIME and tell that bonus to fudge off!

Aside for this the story is an amazing clusterfudge of hilarious TIME travels, there's no TIME to explain that!

This game is a really fun and enjoyable experience that anyone, be the pro gamer or the casual, can jump into it.

Now if you excuse me i have an appointment with my dinobros in 20 minutes in the past from now.