Senaste recensioner av Khorne Flakes #SaveTF2

As an Italian, I confirm that this is an accurate representation of what Italian cooks have to deal each Tuesday.

Except for the pineapple topping, that ♥♥♥♥ doesn't exist.

The best "Rock and Stone" simulator on Steam.

I can't stress enough how good this game is, if you love metroidvania you'll love this game for sure.
There's no excuse for you to try it, this game cost only 15 bucks and it's worth easily 3 times more than that.
Still here? Stop reading and buy the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game already!

>Spent half an hour on a puzzle to get a powerfull artifact.
>Can't pick it up becouse i have too many dogs in my inventory.
>.....wat?
>Drop the dog from my inventory.
>Dog float to the powerfull artifact, absorb it and then float away offscreen.
>Standing with "Dog Residue" in my inventory (dog poop?) and with many questions.

Best game, 10/10, would get trolled again.

Ill review this game in 10 minutes in the future, after i played it for 300 hours in 3 weeks from now.

What can i say about a game where the whole idea is to screw around in space and TIME and change history forever becouse why not? Well, i can say it's awesome!

For a pixel game the art is quite gorgeous, animations are fluid and the sound does it's work quite well.

The gameplay revolves around going trough each level, blasting everything or everyone standing in your way, much like any other good Run and Gun game, except those guys have a TIME machine:

EveryTIME you make a mistake or die you can rewind (back to the very beginning of the level even) and correct it, this opens up for various and creative uses: you can save your past self for getting killed and collect it (yea, collect the dude, it's complicated) so you can add him/her to your power and get and extra hit without dying (you can only get hit once normally), you can explore some part of the level to collect collectibles and bonuses then rewind back so you can continue without losing TIME, you can add as many dudes to shoot a boss all at once so you kill him in mere seconds instead of 2 minutes.

Every level must be completed in less than 60 SECONDS! 1 MINUTE!! How is possible? Well, time travel, duh?! You bonuses on your way that extend the time with more seconds, but if you don't play your cards right you'll never have much TIME to complete it.

This game really want you to step out of the conventional way of thinking, it wants you to think outside of TIME itself, if you think that you can't get that shiny bonus that come out of the enemy way too fast and vanish when it touches the ground, you are doing it wrong, rewind TIME and tell that bonus to fudge off!

Aside for this the story is an amazing clusterfudge of hilarious TIME travels, there's no TIME to explain that!

This game is a really fun and enjoyable experience that anyone, be the pro gamer or the casual, can jump into it.

Now if you excuse me i have an appointment with my dinobros in 20 minutes in the past from now.