ALOOOOOOOHA from the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone! For the mere price of 20 American dollars you too can join the many adventurous tourists who explore the alien, radiation stricken wasteland that is The Zone! The Zone offers such wondrous experiences as:

• Drinking vodka to stave away the agonizing entropy of radiation poisoning
• Running for your pathetic life as you’re caught in the open by an emission that can peel your face off like a melon rind.
• Getting thrown around like a ragdoll by a dwarf in a hoodie that takes more bullets to kill than Rasputin.
• Hearing “Ah nu cheeki breeki iv damke” off in the distance and looking around frantically for the bandits lurking in the shadows.
• Coming to the brutal realization that the snorks in The Zone are not friendly underwater Smurf knockoffs

Such is life in The Zone!

But that’s not all! There are a glorious bounty of artifacts just waiting to be found in The Zone! What do they do you may ask? Hell if we know, that’s why we have you to find out! Are they radioactive like mostly everything in The Zone? Could be!

So don't just stand there! Pop in to The Zone some time, it can be fun around here!