Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and 1 am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Valorant LFG. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience.
Consider me ur jett? .. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play valorant, and are you good at playing sage? I am a peak gold 3, so I would be happy to help you rank up.

Um, Hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a gf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, Um...can we date? I'm sure we'd be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto or DBZ. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average girl, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe Bleach...heh. You're so Kawaii y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my senpai. Would you like me to be your kohai girlfriend. I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, senpai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

I hope you have a very Dendi New Year!! 🎆🥂🎊

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life 💔

in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my ♥♥♥♥ get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can ♥♥♥♥ the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a ♥♥♥♥ as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by this ♥♥♥♥, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his ♥♥♥♥ would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick.

“are you ready for your music lessons?” michael jackson gulped. the beatles shuddered. madonna blinked nervously. kate bush choked. “yes, caroline polachek.” they said in unison.