Hello steam. Look at your mother, now back to me, now back to your mother, now BACK to me. Sadly, she isn’t me, but if she played left 4 dead then she could ACT like she’s me. Look down, back up, were are you? your in "the sacrifice" with the mother your mother could act like. What’s in your hand? back at a me, i have it. its two pistols to kill that zombie you don’t like. Look again, the pistols are now health kits!

Anything is possible when you play left 4 dead instead of grounding your children. I’m on a tank. (RAHH-HAA!!)



Zombies got you down? need them redeadified but are sick of carrying a heavy shotgun to thin out the hoard and nukes are too messy? We feel your pain! Your mothers complete zombie annihilation kit (patent pending) is all you need! How much would you pay for this neat assorment of sharp things that make the things that go bump in the night go bumping out your door?