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gally Mar 15, 2014 @ 1:59pm

One time my family was on a week camping trip out in the woods. Going a week without masturbating quite hard for me at the time, especially with my teenage hormones going crazy. One morning I woke up in the tent to find my family already went down to the kitchen area to eat breakfast. Perfect opportunity. I prefer not to use my hands to masterbate, so I looked around to find something I could use. Bingo! I see my sisters pilliow pet on her sleeping bag. The crack in in while it was folded was a perfect imaginary ♥♥♥♥♥. So here I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my sister's hippo pillow pet from behind when my dad walks into the tent. My heart skips a beat and we stare at each other for a good 3 seconds before he walks away. It's been 2 years and neither of us has mentioned it since.

gally Feb 14, 2014 @ 6:35pm

i am a heron. i have a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

Luke Jan 4, 2014 @ 3:34am

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If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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gally Dec 17, 2013 @ 5:47pm

And it’ll go down the line, medium-rare, medium-rare, and after two or three people, that first guy will realize his mistake, and he’ll get really embarrassed, and he’ll just shout out to the waiter, who’s already passed him, and he’ll say, “Excuse me, you know what? I’m going to go for that medium-rare also, thanks.” And the waiter will say, “Very good, sir,” and he’ll pretend to cross out something on his pad and write in something else, but it will all be an act, because he’s not writing anything at all. It’s always medium-rare. The first person always changes to medium-rare after everyone else orders medium-rare. It’s a science. But then it gets to me, maybe I’m like the eighth or ninth person ordering.

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