who?

Look For the Lower Case 'L' And You
Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:
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*Now Look For The Q And Your Wish
Will Come True:
... ... ... ... ... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O.. .OOOOOOOO
*This Is Really Hard, Now Find The 'N':
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
*Now Find The Mistake:
ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWQYZ
*Something You Really Want, After the
countdown!!!!!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your
Eyes And Make A Wish! ;*;*;*;*;*;* Now
Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish
Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20
minutes! Or What You Wished For Will
Be The Opposite
(srry)

Hey ya'll I'm new round these parts. Whoops, almost dropped my tongs there. The name's Bill but some folks call me the Pitmaster. As you can see I make the best damn BBQ. That's why I came here, to meet BBQ-lovin' southern folk like myself. I'm 43 (right sprightly for my age though). I like havin' cookouts with my girlfriend (no, we ain't married and as momma used to say, if you can't say nothin' nice don't say nothin' at all). A good cookout is our favorite thing to do cause we both love meat (her especially if you know what I mean). My girlfriend loves BBQ, don't get me wrong, but I'm out to find other rib-lovin' folk . Like they say, three's company, four's a crowd, but five's a shindig. Anyhow, I hope to make a lot of BBQ here so come on over. Real men like their pork pulled (<--- got that on an apron)

Keep on smokin',