I invented the maddest scenario and I need you all to read it

There’s a machine that can register touch and sensivity, it gets connected to a human being and whatever that human being feels emotionally and physically that machine then translates those readings into data, that data then gets sent to a light factory where they can technically create any lumen of light. A torch is 300 lumens for example, the sun is about 6840000000000000000000000000. Just for some context, If this person gets stroked through their hair, the system set up automatically sends data to the light factory and creates a 10,000 watt lightbulb. they nearly die. But this machine has IOS.24 so it keeps you alive no matter the scenario. A nuke couldn’t even kill you, you’d physically have to see it through if a nuke went off.

Anyway. This poor person is now sliding down a completely vertical wall, at over 450 MPH,

So, now you know this, we’re going to hook up a fragile 3 stone anxiety ridden human, who is blind, deaf, and has a rare case of Eczema, to a point where if you breath on them, this wall is so smooth that they're picking up so much speed their entire body is now on fire. At this point you can imagine the light that’s coming from this factory. This person carries on sliding and sliding until they reach a peak speed of 12,000 MPH, which is faster than the worlds fastest jet ever created. At the bottom of this wall is a reverse glitch, which instantaneously sends you back in the direction you came from. So when they hit this glitch they instantly snap back in the opposite direction at 12,000 MPH, still alive but just feeling every ounce of the pain.

The factory is 18 suns bright at this point. We then collect this light and contain it in a pair of goggles which can be turned off while the light data builds up in them while this person is creating bare lumens for our experiment.

The experiment is over with the person, we throw them away, they're done with but now we have 1,334,777,635,877 lumens stored in a pair of goggles which are currently switched off.