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SEPTEMBER 24
The Fitzgerald takes her first voyage under Captain Bert Lambert through the Soo Locks. Upon returning, the ship breaks the record for the largest load carried through the Locks.

1959
The Edmund Fitzgerald is assigned a new captain: Captain Larson

1966
Peter P. Pulcer becomes captain of the Edmund Fitzgerald

1969
September 6
Internal and external damage occurs when the Edmund Fitzgerald hits ground near the Soo Locks.

1970
APRIL 30
The Edmund Fitzgerald and the S.S. Hochelaga collide, causing damage for the second time in less than eight months.

SEPTEMBER 4
The Edmund Fitzgerald is damaged when it hits a lock wall. This is the third time the Edmund Fitzgerald has been subjected to significant damage in only 12 months.

1971-1972
During winter maintenance in Duluth, Minnesota, the Fitzgerald is converted from running on coal to running on oil.

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