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ㅤ* Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn’t change soon, I’m gonna divorce her.
ㅤ* Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.
ㅤ* I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!