Salzburg, Salzburg, Austria
Always wondering about myself, where I went wrong and if I am incompatible with the world.

Author of the CSGO InvestmentTracker (200+ Upvotes)
10th highest Steam level in Austria [steamladder.com]

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[:checkmark:] My name is ypsilon. Either pronounce it as epsilon or the german letter Y. Alternatively just yp (why p).
[:checkmark:] I'm Austrian with adequate english skills. Wanna know more about the capital of Austria? Click here!

[:vvoid:] No private profiles. If you want to add me, tell me about why you are doing so on my profile.

Relevant Unboxings
★ Gut Knife | Doppler (dont have a screenshot of it, cause it was long ago)
★ Butterfly Knife | Tiger Tooth FN 0,03 Float
★ Ursus Knife | Scorched FT
★ Driver Gloves | King Snake 0,14 Float MW (sold for 1150 €)
3x Sticker | Crown (Foil)
★ Bowie Knife | Blue Steel FT

Relevant Trade-Ups
StatTrak™ Desert Eagle | Crimson Web (Factory New) | Tradeup Cost: ~220 € in SCM value
StatTrak™ AK-47 | Red Laminate (Factory New) | Tradeup Cost: ~130€ in SCM value


In einem kleinen Dorf wohnte einst ein Mädchen mit dem Namen Barbara. Barbara war in der ganzen Gegend für Ihren ausgezeichneten Rhabarberkuchen bekannt. Weil jeder so gerne Barbaras Rhabarberkuchen aß, nannte man sie Rhabarberbarbara. Rhabarberbarbara merkte bald, dass sie mit ihrem Rhabarberkuchen Geld verdienen könnte. Daher eröffnete sie eine Bar: Die Rhabarberbarbarabar. Natürlich gab es in der Rhabarberbarbarabar bald Stammkunden. Die bekanntesten unter Ihnen, drei Barbaren, kamen so oft in die Rhabarberbarbarabar, um von Rhabarberbarbaras Rhabarberkuchen zu essen, dass man sie kurz die Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren nannte. Die Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren hatten wunderschöne, dichte Bärte. Wenn die Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren ihren Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbart pflegten, gingen sie zum Barbier. Der einzige Barbier, der einen Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbart bearbeiten konnte, wollte das natürlich betonen und nannte sich Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbier. Nach dem Stutzen des Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbarts geht der Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbier meist mit den Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren in die Rhabarberbarbarabar, um mit den Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren von Rhabarberbarbaras herrlichem Rhabarberkuchen zu essen.

[:checkmark:] Es steckt immer noch Mist in jedem Optimisten!

Screenshot Showcase
★ Driver Gloves | King Snake 0,14 Float (MW) + ★ Gut Knife | Doppler 0,007 Float (FN) Gloves unboxed by myself :)
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ypsilons storage accounts / ypsilons Speicherkonten
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3.6 Hours played
This game is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shooterfest and every newbie gets killed over and over. Noone wants to tell you in the chat how the game works, only answers i got were like "lel" or "gtfo uninstall". Got killed like a million times within 5 minutes of respawning (most of the time less than that) overall buggy and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ looking.
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blade 1 hour ago 
Where do you think we go after life?
Mino 3 hours ago 
565er gang
blade 3 hours ago 
Aspire to inspire
Spada Apr 10 @ 12:38am 
blade Apr 9 @ 9:44pm 
It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.
blade Apr 9 @ 7:41pm 
Money often costs too much