Recent reviews by HyperboreanFeetSniffer

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removed content lol

green glasses look cool af

big damage

The best part of the game is invisible enemy's and horse mixed in with stutters.

Bro, it's terraria what are u waiting for buy it.

The only thing this game is bad at is the fact that you need to beat the game 3 times to get to the end game content which can get repetative but other that that it's the best arpg out there.

Best game in the world but you're stuck playing with the worst people on the world.

Time wasting game with ♥♥♥♥ rng that gets worse with each patch because they add more worthless stuff to the game. U will spend 30 min preparing for the run and then u will die because u didn't find a good wand so the content is super repetative and that just doesn't sound like fun.Most of the wand that u will find are going to be trash and if u find a good wand u may not be able to pick it up because the devs thought that taking away the abilitie to edit wands is a good ideas except in certian ares of the game.The spells in this game are horrid in the sense that u will find same spells over and over again and all of them are generic spells like fireball arcane spells and such(yes there are good spells to combo but to get the spells u need to be able to first find them and then to have space for them to carry around and some spells are only good in combnations so if u do find a good spell u will most likely put it into inventory and not use it ever).The perks in this game are something that is supposed to make a run different but honestly it becomes game ruinning when u realise that most of the things that should be an in game mechanic is locked behind a perk like editing wands,(faster)swimming, gold that last forever, unlimited spells(most spells are still limited, good ♥♥♥♥ ), stronger kick(the one u have is useless so they made a perk that makes it stronger and usefull to use it, and they even made a perk telekinessis kick that removes the trick money and that's frustrating),being all seeing(usually this would not be a problem if there weren't for some ares that u can't see in and this perk is required to be able to go there which sucks). but the most frustrating thing about perks is that most are useless(some without other perks) or even down right harmful like no editing wand perk, bouncing spells, boomerang spells etc. This makes the chances to get a useful perk smaller. Everything that i have so far listed makes exploration of this huge map insanely hard but it's nothing compared to what i'm about to tell you. There is no healing in this game except for hearts in certain places that are very limited so if u get hit by something that's it pretty much it your ♥♥♥♥♥♥, unless you're still in the mines, the only one other way to heal is if u find a spell that heals but u need a boomerang perk to use it which makes every other spell ♥♥♥♥ or if u get vampirism perk that reduces your max hp but u can drink blood to get it back, however the amount u get from drinking is very small or u can make a potion from random for every seed ingredients but it's hard to even get them let alone to figure out their combination. Probably the saddest thing about the game is the fact that it's selling point is every pixel simulated but don't get the hopes up like me because it's just a selling point with no in game integrations except for some digging, in some circumstances u will wish that u cant manipulate your surrounding when u get cliped on a single pixel and die or when u walk over a single pollymorph pixel turn into a sheep and get oneshot after a 5 hour run. There is also next to no story or lore and the little of it that exists is hidden in a way that makes u think that the devs don't want you to find it.Not only is the lore hidden u will also have to be able to read runes and finnish to learn the lore so good luck with that.If u wan't a good rouge like game buys anything else because another rouge like does everything that noita does but better. But if you think that the game is worth playing let me tell u that not even the player that play the game think that it's worth playing. 13% of the player base has beat the final boss, later the devs added a new achivement that you get when u reach the are before the boss however only 7.3% of players get that achivement which tells u that not even the players that beat the game once came back to do it again or even cared to get some other ending of the game, and that should not surprise you considering that the game that is supposed to give u a variety of spells to craft dream wands(which is the only mechanic in the game btw) as hard as possible, when they make exploration almost impossible and the rng ends up being you seeing the same thing over and over again with almost no changes to the content.